Tim Malooly

The sole consequence of a pansexual nephrologist's casual encounter with an itinerant swanfeeder, Tim was destined for stardom from an early age. An overrated EGOT gathering dust on his ivory dresser by age twelve...nary a single Earthly challenge unmet with the sort of graceful dominance Frenchmen adulate in their heroic poetry...it is not hard to see why the allure of a largely unplundered universe inevitably led Tim on a centuries-long carouse through time and space that drew to a close only when he got tired of living stories and wished instead to create them on paper--at his leisure and just how he liked--from a comfortable perch within the impenetrable walls of one of his legendary estates. Tim has had many wives and countless children but he thinks only of himself. Sex: Male. Age: Difficult to say.