Deni Dimitrova

Deni Dimitrova is an heiress to the Kit Kat fortune. Born in the foothills of Bulgaria in the midst of the Cold War, she immigrated to the United States on a shipping vessel stocked with vodka and cranberry juice. This would later ironically be her drink of choice well into her alcoholic years. It was on this shipping vessel that Deni's mother met the man who would provide the young Dimitrova with her first acting job: Dolph Lundgren. Deni can be seen in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, playing the leader of the Ewoks on Endor. She also was cast in a small role as Princess Leia Organa. After her minor breakthrough, Deni spent several years as a heroin addict on the streets of Mumbai, Indiana (not to be confused with Mumbai, India). While in Indiana, she met a young filmmaker by the name of Davod Lynch. Mistaking him for the auteur known for Eraserhead and Blue Velvet, Deni agreed to act in her first pornographic film, 'Tastefully Done'. After realizing she'd been duped, Deni retired from acting until 2016, when she landed the lead role in a student film known as 'The Lost Digit' playing the eponymous digit. She has since migrated back to Europe, living in Lancaster and planning an attack on Bulgarian sheep herders.