Andrew Bonazelli

Although he is too self-conscious to add a picture, this Depew N.Y. native has plenty of hideous examples available on Google Images. A founding member of 10 Seconds to Comply Productions, he is the screenwriter of 2022 feature-length horror drama Rich Interior Lives, vicious black comedy shorts Parrot Mask Psycho Temp and Real Mature, and music videos for Graf Orlock's "A Bad Cop in a Bad Mood" and Chrome Waves' "Gazing Into Oblivion." He has confounded Oxford comma truthers since 2004 in various editorial capacities for North America's premier extreme music magazine, Decibel, and has appeared in Da Capo's "Best Music Writing" series. Composing and submitting this biography is a great personal embarrassment.