Douglas Tilley

After a troubled childhood filled with the pain of being the illegitimate love child of a certain Bahraini Prince, Doug has enjoyed a long, lustrous career on the Peterborough, Ontario dubstep scene. Once romantically involved with Kelly Kapowski, Doug is now married to an American expatriate Jill. Jill is famously known as a dog whisperer and enjoys spending her evenings practicing voodoo on a small Doug doll. From his well documented charity work in Narvik, Noway, to his love of acorns, Doug's future is sure to be bright in the entertainment scene.