Essayist and storyteller dedicated to thespian-quality delivery of the time-honored phrase, "watermelon watermelon." Film work includes portrayal of a bar employee inexplicably holding a clipboard as he checks fictional spigots on untapped beer kegs, heated conversations in the SW corner of a bar (Topic? Watermelons) and subdued discussion of weighty matters (watermelons) in the NE corner of the same bar, in the same scene.