The film starts with a cartoonish battle sequence. Cannons and bombs are used. The main character gets three bullet holes in the chest (absolutely no blood seen), but has the holes sewed back in a second.
An elderly lady throws a tree log at a skinny dog.
An elderly lady catches a goose. In the next shot, the goose is already killed, and all feathers are already removed. The dead goose is then put into a boiling pot of porridge.