A Matter of Oat and Death (2018)

The story follows Greg, who buys the wrong bag of oats from Tesco. This bag then becomes sentient and attacks Greg in his kitchen. He then goes into work, where his boss shakes his head disapprovingly at his black eye. That night the bag is waiting for him in the kitchen and attacks him again. The next day, Greg bursts into the kitchen with a box of Scott's Porage Oats, which he holds up in the air triumphantly. Greg eats some of oats, and then grows large arm muscle and fights the evil oats bag.