A man asks his wife if she'll show him her breasts and she does but it's off screen

Zero nudity. A couple occasions of brief sexual banter between two married people.

The gentleman trips once and hurts his knee; and the lady inadvertently draws a little blood while being playful.

Several "f---"'s and a few "s---"'s. Used only as expletives, not in a sexual or scatological way.

Some drinking and smoking, though not presented as glamorous.

None at all. Very slow-moving.