Jelly Churchers (2009)

In an attempt to cure a carpal tunnel ailment using Jellyfish venom, a woman burns her eyes out - thus transmitting the gel in her eyes to Enceladus, a moon of Saturn. As all of her internal organs are transferred to that planet, she tries to find a poisonous stump of wood that is killing all the dogs in the world. Meanwhile, her bathroom is taken over by a dark creature that helps people who are afraid to pee in public restrooms.