A man says to Mavis. "Those jocks you used to blow during lunch."

A man says that some jocks mangled his penis. When he has to piss sideways for the rest of his life.

Mavis has a couple of one-night stands -- one after an awkward date and the other after an emotional confrontation.

Mavis crashes her Mini Cooper after drunk driving. Matt tells a horrifying story about how he was disfigured by bullies in high school.

13 uses of "fuck", and several uses of "shit", "bitch", "asshole", "dick", "pussy", and "hell".

Mavis drinks and drinks and drinks. She's always on her way to getting drunk on beer, wine, or the homemade liquor that Matt distills himself. She also drinks and drives.