When the pirate crew displays their matching tattoos, the bare buttocks of "The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate" is shown on the right side of the screen. This can be confirmed from her ruffled pink and white striped shirt and dark brown belt being partially visible.
A band of pirates briefly encounters a nudist ship and we see some bare shoulders, arms and partial buttocks without details (the skin looks like fuzzy puppet material).
A woman is seen with cleavage throughout the film
A female pirate with a tiny waist, huge hips and tight trousers that reveal her midriff receives stares from male pirates in a tavern, and English gentleman in a meeting hall, as their monocles drop into their teacups.
A man befriends a hula dancer on an island and we see them dancing; her midriff, shoulders and arms are bare.
An overweight queen, who wears a over sized bustle, has cleavage visible in her V-necked dress.
A statue with a low-cut dress on a boat displays cleavage.
Two mermaids on a map are topless and we see a side view of a breast.
Two pirates water skiing display bare chests with few details; one is overweight and one underweight with ribs showing.
A woman tries to kiss a man, changes her mind, and walks away.
A man with a severe deformity (not shown, but obviously supposed to be Joseph Merrick aka The Elephant Man) and wearing a hood is shown to be dating two different women and another man looks at him sadly because he cannot get anyone to be interested in him.
A scientist is in love with a queen, who shuns him, and he is forever on the hunt for a girlfriend.
A man says to another man after looking at his eerie old mansion, "You don't get many woman back here, do you?"