Hooligan: Quest for the Seven Holy Dildos (2001)

After taking advantage of the school nurse and causing her experiment to go awry, Yukito, your average horny high-school boy, must now repair the damage he caused and save time and space itself. In his quest to close the rift and restore the time-stream to normal he will have to defeat five female warriors and collect their magical dildos. Will he rise to the occasion and become a hero? Or suffer deep humiliation at the hands of a dildo wielding goddess?