Virgin Patrol (2005)

Virgin patrol is a action thriller romance with little to no "action" and no romance, but lots of bromance. The story follows "Lenny". A nice polite man who is blessed with wealth and has never received any action. His fellow sidekick "spring roll" accompanies him on a journey to callout everyone on being a "simp" , but at what cost does this act of vigilance come at, being lonely forever. With their butler "the Jewish comedic lord butler" by their side, there is nothing standing in their way of getting laid apart from themselves. Will lenny and spring roll ever get laid, only time will tell.