A woman comes out of a pool dressed in a bikini and acts all seductive. Then she takes off her bikini and sits on a deck chair completely naked. Nothing is shown.

A man and a woman have sex on an elevator, and the woman bounces up and down while he holds her legs around his waist.

After a man and a woman have sex, they see an older woman in the apartment across from them, and it is apparent that she was watching them, and she makes overtures to the man.

Long scene of a cat farting and pooping (poop not seen) on a toilet.

All violence is comical.

A man shoots himself with a nail gun after seeing an obese woman dancing.

7 uses of shit, among uses of other words. The unrated version has some added uses of "Fuck".

People drink wine with a meal. A cat smokes and numbers run across the screen indicating that a woman is a heavy smoker (1142 a day) and drinker (the "Tara Reid Status").

A cat is on the toilet and screeches.