Dad Asparagus accidentally rips the steering wheel off the steering column with his guitar, causing a van to go out of control. A mother porcupine - to protect her young - then shoots quills into the tires, blowing them out. The van then careens down a hill where it eventually slams into a tree stump (the airbags deploy in front of Bob and Dad Asparagus, but no one is hurt).

while singing a song, jonah said 'don't do drugs'. but thats just a huge minor detail

As Jonah floats in the water by himself, some "Jaws" like music begins to play and he nervously states that something bumped him from below. The Pirates then try to throw a life preserver on a line out to him while we see the shadow of an enormous figure passing beneath the water. A large mouth then comes out of the water around Jonah and he's swallowed (along with the life preserver) by a whale. It then yanks the pirate ship through the water. The whale then also swallows a fired bowling ball in which Khalil is riding.

The ninivites threaten to put Jonah and the pirates in a torture divice called "The slap of no return". To demonstrate how it works they place a pumpkin with a worried expression painted on it's face on its base they then cut a rope that releases a weight smashing the pumpkin. (Once they find out Jonah was in the whale they Pardon them)