A woman climbs onto a man's lap and they kiss passionately. A man and woman kiss a few times and a man hugs a woman.

A woman wears an outfit that exposes her bare back, and a woman wears a shirt that exposes her cleavage.

A group of women discuss their ex-husbands' infidelities in a support group meeting.

A man talks to a 12-year-old boy about sex.

A man says to a woman: "my place or yours". A woman says "I slept with his father and 9 months later".

In a vile scene, a woman is wearing a shirt promoting male genital mutilation. (Edit) Err, not sure about this. Unless there's a different cut I didn't see. All I noticed in version I saw was a T-shirt with an amnesty international logo...?

A man spends much of his time pursuing unencumbered sexual relationships, developing schemes and fictional lives that ingratiate him with different women.

A duck is hit by a large loaf of bread and we see the duck belly-up in a pond.

A boy yells at another boy and threatens him.

A couple of fight scenes from "Xena: Warrior Princess" is shown on a TV and two women fight some men with kicking and punching (not much is really discernable).

A boy is hit in the head with a ball and a man is hit in the head with a ball.

Schoolmates tease and abuse a boy in several scenes: they call him names, insult him, laugh at him, chase him, throw things at him and steal his shoes.

17 scatological terms.

7 anatomical terms.

23 religious exclamations.

Most used by Hugh Grant (including all F-words).

2 F-words, 8 sexual references (many of which are British and may be unfamiliar to U.S. audiences), 17 scatological terms, 7 anatomical terms, 30 mild obscenities (many of which are also British), 23 religious exclamations, name-calling.

People are shown drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes, and a man talks about getting "drunk and stoned."