Johnny english shows an embarrassing video of him and shows him humping the air.

A man's bare buttocks are seen.

A man and a woman have a brief discussion about sex.

A man fights himself, whilst pretending to fight an imaginary assailant. Played for laughs.

Two men are shot at, they shoot back, a gas canister is thrown into the room and the bad guys escape in a car.

Two men are shot at by men with automatic weapons.

A bomb explodes in the background of a scene and we hear that many people were killed.

A man swings from a rope and is shot at a few times.

A man is grabbed by the ankles and falls to the floor (we see him later with a very bloody nose).

A man is hit on the head with a bottle (he falls to the floor unconscious and we see a large bruise on his face),

Two men are hit in the head with a fire extinguisher canister.

A man is hit on the back of the head with a gun.

A woman is accidentally shot by a dart (or bullet, it's unclear) and falls unconscious on the floor (we see her being taken away on a stretcher and later in a wheelchair).

A group of armed men force their way into a residence, with guns drawn, and threaten a woman and her dog.

A man and a woman are surrounded by armed men.

A man shoves and yells at a man.

People are held at gunpoint and threatened with guns in many scenes:

A man is held with a gun to the back of his head, he twists around and pokes the man with the gun in the neck with a syringe ring and the man falls to the floor unconscious.

A man is held by two men with guns, he pulls the guns together and uses them to knock the men out.

A woman tries to hit a man a few times but she is blocked.

3 uses of ass (1 used with "hole"), 1 use of bastard, 1 use of "bugger", 2 uses of damn, 1 use of hell, & 11 Religious exclamations. Also, at the very end, a not fully enunciated F-word is used. (It cuts off right at the start of the credits).

1 not fully-enunciated F-Word (cut off by start of credits), 4 scatological terms (2 mild, 2 in French and not translated in subtitles, so it would be missed if one doesn't speak French), 10 anatomical terms (mild; ass, a**hole), 5 mild obscenites (hell, damn, bugger), 9 religious exclamations.

Also, 1 use of bastard(s).

A bit more language than most PG films today, but not too bad, considering it's from 2003..

Two characters drink sake in a sushi bar.

People are shown drinking alcohol at a ceremony and later at a party. However nobody seems drunk.

A secret agent injects a man with truth serum, and later he injects another man (and then also himself, accidentally) with muscle relaxant. We see them being unable to speak normally, twitch and collapse a few times. Later the agent is yelled at by his superior for showing up "drugged" at the party. However all these scenes are mainly for laugh.

A man is offered a glass of champagne, which he drops instantly. He is offered another one, he breaks the glass's leg, and then pours the champagne on a lady. (All these are the post effects of the muscle relaxant.)

Not much, it's a comedy.