a nurse touches a guy's genitals

a couple start making out in their room and have sex under the bed covers. There's movement so it's obvious what they are doing.

A man is introduced at a party as a pornographer. The same man gives the main couple 3 pornographic DVDs with explicit titles and raunchy covers

Female main character names her husband raunchy things

the violence in the movie's almost done entirely for slapstick and comedy

a woman doesn't know how to use a gun, so she accidentally shoots her husband in the penis. done for comedy

a guy gets his face burned (no gore, just burns and scratches)

A woman vomits on a mans face twice while fixing a sink pipe, the vomit goes through the garbage disposal and all over his face.

2 uses of penis, screw and shit 1 paired with chicken 5 uses of oh my god 13 uses of dick used as a name little dick and big dick, little dickey and dickey boy 1 use of bitch, heck, hellhole, thank god, whore, damn and crap 3 uses of oh god and freaking 7 uses of ass 2 used as asshole

2 "shit" and couple of damns, crap, hell and ass

The old lady calls her pet parrot "Little Dick"

nothing much

a cop smokes a joint

there's a fire in the house at the end of the movie, which might be intense to some viewers