The President's buttocks are clearly visible during a speech

a robot is briefly shown humping a vacuum cleaner. no nudity is shown

At the beginning of the film, Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" plays over jiggling microbes; a man is eventually shown on a bench scratching his crotch.

A non-explicit picture shows a woman lifting up her shirt.

Cindy says that she has "taken balls to the face".

Cindy appears in the shower, with only revealing her shoulders and up.

A village feast table has two roasted pigs in a sexual position.

Carmen Electra wears a corset and fishnets. no nudity is shown

A torture device has a missile pointed at a man's rear end.

One method of torture involves "t*tty-twisting".

Brenda implies she had sex with her husband

two men show their naked rear ends as they wear chaps.

The President lies in bed with a duck.

A woman's butt is briefly visible in the beginning of the movie.

A few characters grope women's breasts.

a whole bottle of Viagra is swallowed

Cindy's oversexed best friend, Brenda, makes continuous jokes and motions on masturbation

Several characters chime in about having had sex with Tom's ex-wife.

2 guys are about to have gay sex but interrupted by john, then they go to dinner

Two men from the religious community get married, and they're shown deep kissing.

The camera gets a closeup of a guy grabbing his crotch. no nudity is shown

little to no nudity

During the UN scene, a japanese man stabs himself after witnessing the naked US President. There is no blood and this is played out for laughs.

A character gets hurt in the crotch.

A man and a woman punch each other a few times, then he punches himself. He later snaps her fingers back and breaks a chain over her. All done in a comedic way.

Just as plentiful as the crude sex jokes is the over-the-top slapstick comedy that, while never bloody or gory, is still violent.

Tom's young daughter continuously takes the brunt of the blows, as she has her leg and head slammed in a car door, is (twice) struck by lightning and gets violently knocked over by her father.

Dr. Phil gets hit in the head with a pipe and ceiling chunks. He cuts off his foot, then raises the severed limb in the air (his cut flesh is shown still attached to a shoe).

Cindy gouges out her fake eye to retrieve a key.

A young woman's head is used to staple papers.

An older woman's noggin is similarly slammed against a surface repeatedly.

A man attempts to drown the boyish ghost in the bathtub, then hits him several times in the face with a plunger.

Aliens zap several humans (à la War of the Worlds), and their presence leads to lots of explosions. In one of those blasts, soldiers are sent flying, and their severed limbs are held up at various times.

A man gets stabbed.

Tom accidentally shoots himself twice. There is no blood and pained grunts aside, he just walks it off.

1 f-word and a dozen uses of the s-word.

"motherfucker." is nearly said but the man faints.

Other words include : Damn, pissed, hell, jesus, asshole (not heard but mouthed), ass clown, arse, bitch

The unrated version has 1 use of "cock".

Charlie Sheen's character tries to commit suicide by downing an entire bottle of pills and a flask of vodka.

A bar scene features beer everywhere.

Wine also gets some screen time.

A guy is called a crackhead.

Hip-hop tracks during the ending credits mention drinking at a club and smoking an unnamed substance.

The people getting Zapped.

It is implied that the world is ending.

While driving, an image of a boy's face surprisingly appears on the car window.

Some younger children may find the puppet man a bit disturbing, although they shouldn't be watching the film in the first place.

Japanese ghost boy (The Grudge) is disturbing to younger children.

A disturbing image shows a young woman missing her lower jaw.