Screwed (2000) | Full Cast

Scott Alexander

DIRECTOR

Larry Karaszewski

DIRECTOR

Norm MacDonald

Willard Fillmore

Dave Chappelle

Rusty P. Hayes

Elaine Stritch

Miss Crock

Danny DeVito

Grover Cleaver

Daniel Benzali

Detective Tom Dewey

Sherman Hemsley

Chip Oswald

Sarah Silverman

Hillary

Malcolm Stewart

Roger

Lochlyn Munro

Officer Richardsen

Brent Chapman

Dane

Brian Jensen

Dane

Shawn Macdonald

Dane

Kelly Fiddick

Dane

Helena Yea

Aunt Mabel

Lorenzo Campbell

Tito

Damon Thornton

Tito's Henchman

Lorena Gale

Angry Momma

Sue Astley

Morgue Operator

Mark Acheson

Mr. Kettle

Joanna Piros

National Anchorwoman

Samantha Ferris

Local Anchorwoman

Brian Arnold

News Anchorman

Ted Friend

News Reporter

Claire Riley

News Reporter

April Telek

News Reporter

Lois Dellar

Policewoman

Ken Kirzinger

Cop

Charles Andre

Cop

Camille Sullivan

Flower Shop Clerk

D. Harlan Cutshall

Sharpshooter

Ben Derrick

Cop at Pile Up

Ann Warn Pegg

Meter Maid

Brent Butt

Buddy

Anthony Harrison

Buddy

Robert Moloney

Vice President

Lloyd Berry

Willard's Uncle

Dee Jay Jackson

Garbage Man

Tygh Runyan

Cussing Guy

Georgina Hegedos

Russian Lady

Khaira Ledeyo

Ticket Agent

Laurie Bekker

Chicken Girl

Martin Amado

Chicken Shack Worker

Irene Miscisco

Lady in Beauty Shop

Tom Heaton

Morgue Janitor

Bam Bam

Muffin

Tony Morelli

ND Cop

Jim Dunn

ND Cop

Maria Arcé

Waitressuncredited

Jack Lord

Det. Steve McGarrettuncredited,archiveFootage

Michelle Russo

Beach Babeuncredited