Director
Anthony Newley
DIRECTOR
Richard Williams
Stars (in credits order)
Heironymus Merkin
Joan Collins
Polyester Poontang
Alexander Newley
Thaxted
Tara Newley Arkle
Thumbelina
Milton Berle
Goodtime Eddie Filth
Connie Kreski
Mercy Humppe
George Jessel
The Presence
Bruce Forsyth
Uncle Limelight
Patricia Hayes
Grandma
Stubby Kaye
Fat Writer
Ronald Rubin
Skinny Writer
Louis Negin
Producer Peter
Tom Stern
Producer Ron
Ronald Radd
Critic Bentley
Rosalind Knight
Critic Penelope
Victor Spinetti
Critic Sharpnose
Julian Orchard
Red Cardinal
Judy Cornwell
Filigree Fondle
Desmond Walter-Ellis
Philip Bluster
Bernard Stone
Icicle Ike
Margaret Nolan
Little Assistance
Yolanda
Trampolena Whambang
Sally Douglas
Automation Bunny
Roy Desmond
The Mask
Lynda Baron
Baby Boobala Salesgirluncredited
Joyce Blair
Oat-O-Rinos Girluncredited
Bruce Boa
Car Salesmanuncredited
Robin Bullivant
Oat-O-Rinos Teenageruncredited
Berry Cornish
Franuncredited
Gilly Grant
Miss Maidenhead Fernuncredited
Mike Higgins
The Prompteruncredited
Isobel Hurll
Margeuncredited
Robert Hutton
Insurance Agentuncredited
Laurie Leigh
Toothpaste Motheruncredited
Aleta Morrison
Harrietuncredited
Eve Pearce
Floor Wax Housewifeuncredited
John Poore
Toothpaste Teenageruncredited
Margo Segrave
Miss Hope Climaxuncredited
Sue Shepherd
Miss Quiche Lorraineuncredited
Muriel Young
Liz Harperuncredited