Situation Hopeless -- But Not Serious
(Original title)
Situatie hopeloos... maar niet ernstig!
Belgium (Flemish title)
Situation désespérée... mais pas sérieuse!
Belgium (French title)
Situação Crítica Porém Jeitosa
Brazil
Situation Hopeless -- But Not Serious
Canada (English title)
Situation désespérée... mais pas sérieuse
Canada (French title)
Situationen håbløs, men ikke alvorlig
Denmark
Tilanne toivoton mutta ei vakava
Finland
Situation désespérée... mais pas sérieuse
France
Lage hoffnungslos - aber nicht ernst
Germany
Metaxy sovarou kai asteiou
Greece (transliterated title)
A helyzet reménytelen, de komolytalan
Hungary
Situazione disperata ma non seria
Italy
戦場はどこだ!
Japan (Japanese title)
Situación desesperada pero no grave
Mexico
Situasjonen er håpløs, men ikke alvorlig
Norway (alternative title)
Sytuacja beznadziejna... ale niezbyt poważna
Poland
Situação desesperada... mas não grave
Portugal
Situaţia e fără speranţă -- dar nu e serioasă
Romania
Situación desesperada, pero menos
Spain
Situationen hopplös - men ej allvarlig
Sweden
Situation Hopeless -- But Not Serious
UK
Situation Hopeless -- But Not Serious
USA
Situation hoffnungslos, aber nicht ernst
West Germany