Not with My Wife, You Don't!
(Original title)
Finger weg von meiner Frau
Austria
Surtout pas avec ma femme
Belgium (French title)
Com Minha Mulher, Não Senhor
Brazil
Not with My Wife, You Don't!
Canada (English title)
¡No con mi mujer, no!
Colombia
Ikke med min kone
Denmark
Et ainakaan minun vaimoni kanssa
Finland
Deux Minets pour Juliette!
France
E!... Ohi kai me ti gynaika mou!
Greece (transliterated title)
El a kezekkel a feleségemtől!
Hungary
Not with My Wife, You Don't!
India (English title)
Due assi nella manica
Italy
おれの女に手を出すな
Japan (Japanese title)
¡No, con mi mujer no!
Mexico
Maar niet met mijn vrouw!
Netherlands (theatrical title)
Nie z moją żoną!
Poland
Com a Minha Mulher, Não!
Portugal
Nu cu nevastă-mea, nu!
Romania
Pusti mojo zeno
Slovenia
Только не с моей женой, не смей!
Soviet Union (Russian title)
Bromas con mi mujer... no
Spain
Aldrig med min fru
Sweden
Karımla asla
Turkey (Turkish title)
Not with My Wife, You Don't!
UK
Not with My Wife, You Don't!
USA
The Big Brass
USA (working title)
Finger weg von meiner Frau
West Germany