Ward seductively tells his wife, "June, you're vacuuming in pearls. You know what that does to me." She replies, "Stick around. Later I'll slip into a pair of oven mitts." They then kiss and Wally tells them, "Geez, why don't the two of you get a room?"

Brief passionate kissing

Some mild flirting

There are several slapstick bits where people slip and fall or fly through the air (Eddie runs into a pole, the boys slip and fall to the ground, etc...), but no one's hurt during any of these.

1 crap and 1 use of "Oh my God" as exclamations.

There's an incomplete "ass" in Wally's statement about doing his homework so that Ward "doesn't have to crawl up my..."

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