There are two sex scenes. They are both in the middle of the film and are essential to the plot of the film. The first scene is clothed but the second scene is not and displays male butt nudity..

A woman feels John Malkovich drying his body in a shower, and enjoys it.

A man fondles a woman's clothed breast and buttock as they kiss passionately.

There is a clothed sex scene.

A man kisses woman's groin area; a blanket hides his lips.

A young boy sees people, presumably his parents, having sex. No explicit content is seen but the movement of the covers.

A man smells a woman's panties.

A woman kisses another woman unexpectedly

Two women hug with romantic feelings

A woman is seen in a shirt post-coital, revealing cleavage, particularly in the last shot of her, where the shirt is clearly parted, revealing lots of cleavage, but no nipples.

A teenage boy is shown naked from behind.

While in a shower, a man's circumcised penis is briefly viewed from above.

A man performs a puppet show with characters whose "speech" suggests sexual desire, and then out sexual movements they "imagine," while a child watches.

A woman responds to a man that there are "50 other lines to get in a girl's pants".

A woman flirts with a man at work, with some sexual innuendo. Another man then tells him that he would like to be with the woman using some sexual language.

A woman talks about male- and female-specific anatomy.

A few instances of sexual and anatomy-related speech.

A drunk man throws a beer at the back of John Malkovichs head.

A man is punched in the face by another man we see blood on his nose for a lil bit.

Two main characters are punched in the face, one on the street and the other during a bar scuffle.

'Sh*t' is said at least eight times.

'*ss' is said three times, including paired with 'hole' once.

'B*stard' is said twice.

'Fag' is said twice.

'P*ss' is said twice.

'C*nt' is said once.

'D*ck' is said once.

'T*ts' is said once.

'Son of a b*tch' is said once.

'H*ll' is said three times.

'D*mn' is said three times.

'Godd*mn' is said three times.

The Lord's name is taken in vain, including 'God' said 11 times, 'Jesus' said four times, and 'Christ' said once.

'F*ck' is said 18 times, including once paired with 'mother' and once bleeped out.

A woman smokes a cigarette in a conference room.

People drink champagne at a fancy party.

There's a scene where Craig and Maxine make and smoke a joint.

Drugs and "being stoned" are mentioned occasionally.

The film begins with a puppet show sequence that may be unsettling.

A man loses control of his body, obviously upset.

The movie is very surreal and strange at times.