Billy supposedly touches the teacher's breast (but it doesn't really look like he does) because of a double dare.

The goofy bus driver looks up a woman's skirt, as she walks up the school bus stairs, and presumably sees her underwear.

In a fantasy sequence, a woman says to a man "Don't I have a great rack?"

A man is wiping a naked (looks like a man) statue's butt, with a cloth, while he has a book in his other hand. This lasts for 4 or 5 seconds.

On another scene, Billy finally gets the question right, but it's his (male) bus driver that takes his shirt off.

Billy Madison draws a picture with bare breasts this scene is over shortly but played long enough to understand what it is.

On Valentine's day billy gets several letters in class one of them is from the (male) principal and at the bottom the card says "im horny"

Billy is studying for a test, and his teacher takes off one piece of clothing for a correct answer. Billy gets a history question wrong, so the teacher is fully dressed when she decides to leave.

Billy kisses a photograph (of a woman he really likes at school), he moves his hand in a cup-shape form underneath the photograph.

Billy and Teacher kiss, Billy fondling her butt. Two of Billy's friends gives him a thumbs up.

A man says he wants to touch a woman's "hiney".

At the end of the movie, after Billy's speech, people are kissing one another, the bus driver kisses a human-sized penguin and licks its beak and puts the end of it in his mouth. The Penguin lowers his flippers in a lower motion, as the bus driver makes faces in a sexual way.

A party clown on stilts loses his balance and falls to the floor. The clown is shown bleeding and crying.

A man is cooking and he sets fire to the food. You see a man laughing at him while he is trying to put out the fire. You then see the man covered in fire and the other man is still laughing at him.

A man gets shot in the butt.

A woman punches a man and he falls into a pool. She jumps in and continues to attack him.

1 use of "fuck", 13 uses of "shit", 9 uses of "ass", 7 uses of "damn", 5 uses of "hell", 2 uses of "crap", 1 use of "jack-off", 1 use of "retarded", 1 use of "tit", 1 use of "douchebag", 2 uses of "boobs", 1 use of "balls" as a slang term for "testicles", 2 uses of the word "screwed", 2 uses of "sucks", & 12 religious exclamations.

Many other swears, including the phrase of lighting dog shit on fire, which is a major part in the movie. There are uses of shit head. Tit. Ass. Stuck a cone up my ass. One use of f**k.

Two people call someone a fine piece of ass. Use of words/phrases: asswipe, you suck, jack-off magazines, shit, boobs, fat ass, damn, douchebag, stuck a parking cone up my ass, what the hell, crap, nice rack, horseshit, shit heads, tit, tramp.

Three men wake up with several cases of beer around them. A man goes into a tent with a full keg and comes out with it emptied and passes out.

During the beginning of the movie, Billy is drunk/high and hallucinates a penguin which he tries to catch throughout the movie.

Although played for laughs, the clown falling may be disturbing to many.

There is a scene where a family of bullies' car drives off a cliff and explodes (off-screen), presumably killing everyone inside. Played for laughs.

There is a quite frightening scene towards the end of the movie that may upset some. The antagonist pulls out a revolver and threatens to open fire on the crowd and shoot Billy. A character is shot in the rear.