All Magic Sands/Chappaqua (2013)

ALL MAGIC SANDS centers on an orphaned quartet , a boy, two girls, and a baby, washed ashore on a desert island in what just might be the Bahamas. There, they encounter a pile of branches that transforms into a dubious Jesus-esque bearded man, as well as a doppelganger family of naked black children. A failed epic that is equal parts semi-professional production and curiously cruel home movie, the original footage was left sitting untouched for many decades in a lab that went out of business.