Teenagers are given birth control by their parents and told to use them
Men wear very skimpy, revealing swim trunks at the beach. A reclining woman asks one to pick up a dropped object while she admires his rear end. She and her girlfriends then laugh as if this offered an exciting view.
All nudity or sex is played for its comic effect.
Teen girl and boy stand facing each other. Girl takes boy's hand and slides it into her shorts. Another teen boy stands watching.
A teenage girl and boy are sleeping in the same bedroom. She asks him to "sleep with me" because she's scared. He joins her on the bed and she then asks him to hold her platonically.
Wife tells husband he spends more time mowing their front lawn then moving her lawn.
Two teens are caught kissing by their fathers, who order them "to the bedroom," one father correcting this command by saying "well, separately." And they are then led off by their respective fathers home.
Father walks into a bedroom to find his daughter kneeling in front of a seated teenage boy, evidently giving him oral sex. No nudity is seen. Boy offers his hand as a way to introduce himself. Father turns and leaves. Later same girl is shown performing oral sex on another boy. She then opens bedroom door and announces to boys lined up "next!" This boy lineup outside the bedroom occurs again. The arriving father then chases all the waiting boys out of his house.
One of the families has a python named "Trouser." As a boy runs by chasing a woman with the python, husband asks wife "does that boy have a big snake?" Wife says "ask me when he's 17."
Father tells kids he's enrolling them all in Catholic boarding school. They protest strenuously. He then adds "the priest is going to have his way with you!"
A young girl in a swimsuit, who is constantly getting blue bottle stings and urine "remedies" at the beach, protests that the marks on her face and chest are definitely "not" blue bottle stings. A neighboring woman, who is concurrently arguing with the girl's mother, contradicts her, lays her on the lawn, straddles her, and pulls down her own underwear in order to "cure" the stings by urinating on the child. No nudity is seen.
During a front porch neighbor-wide argument, blow-job teen girl says she has homework to do and neighbor's husband offers to give her a hand. He is stopped verbally by girl's father.
Man tells male neighbor he could have prevented their neighborhood argument by "taking one for the team" instead of bailing out of the recent wife swapping.
Wife argues with her husband about teen boy and girl: "it's only sex" and husband replies: "Finally! A use for birth control!
