Characters talk about whores and sex workers.

A woman removes her top revealing her breasts

A man ask a woman if she'll have sex with him and she declines

Lots of talk of sex and prostitution

A lot of unrealistic violence throughout

A man finds dead bodies inside a carriage

Standard low budget garbage shootouts that 3 year old would definately find humorous

Some very stupid "fist fights"

Every "shooter" in this movie hits more trees than a blind Tarzan

A man knocks another man's teeth out. We then find out that this man has Wolverine's healing powers because in the very next shot he miraculously has all his teeth again

A man and woman fight. He punches her. She shoot him

A woman is shot and dies

Men ride horses and play a game of let's see who can miss the most shots near the end of the film

Use of damn and hell

The two main characters do such terrible accents that it could be considered profane.

A man is poisoned

Some characters drink and smoke

Only if terrible acting scares you

A man (who obviously has no working brain cells eats poisoned soup

It's terrifying to think that some people might think this is a good movie

A man seems to have an orgasm after ingesting poison (to be fair it could just be him trying to act)

The poisoned man sounds like he suffers from severe lactose intolerance after ingesting the poison

One man sounds like he's crapping his pants right before he shoots his pistol a couple of times

The poison turns out to be untrue. The way it unfolds is like an episode of punk'd so enjoy the laugh. Frighteningly terribe

Apparently time travel is involved as there is a pool table in the one scene. Never knew this was sci-fi western. Wow

All characters have a total disregard for the building as they can't hit each other and shoot the absolute crap out of the buildings the other characters stand next to