Britain's Ugliest Models (2009) | Full Cast

Joost van der Valk

DIRECTOR

Leslie Phillips

Self - Narrator

John Lynch

Self - 235 Piercings man

Laurily

Self - Marc's PA

Coxy

Self - Head Booker

Lulu

Self - Booker

Marc French

Self - Company Director

Simon Rogers

Self - CEO of Ugly NY

Jordanna James

Self - 3'11' model

Graham Hughes

Self - Small model

Lily Clements

Self - Large Lady

Dal Keens

Self

Wings

Self - Marc's Right-hand man

Laverne Cox

Self

Arti Shah

Self - 4 foot model

Michael Henbury Ballan

Self

Kristen Paladino

Self - Paladino Casting

Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.

Self - Wee Folk

Sean Allison

Self - Wee Folk

Christian Audigier

Self - Ed Hardy

Lori Malkin

Self - Paladino Casting

Kristin Zettlemoyer

Self - Wee Folk

Donny Vomit

Self - Sideshow Performer

Gary Salter

Self - Photographer

Renee Rossiter

Self - Non-Ugly model

Antonio PopEye

Self

Janie Martinez

Self - Large model

Jonnie Malachi

Self - Photographer

Loretta

Self - Curvy Kitten

Grace Smith

Self - Large Lady

James Stroud

Self - Photographer

Danny Mills

Self - Large Model

Tomo

Self - Photographer

Joe Bateman

Self - Festival Director, Rushes Soho Shorts

Adrian

Self - Transgender Drag model

Gina Pisapia

Self - 76-year old model

Ginger

Self - Aged model

David Saker

Self - Balloon UK

Leighanne Modeste

Self - Large Lady

Alex Sotomayor

Self

Amin

Self - Wee Folk

Nick Lloyd

Self - Picture Researcher, Loaded magazine

Richard Bradbury

Self - Superstar Photographer

Tank

Self - Fat Guy

Halo-is

Self

Melissa

Self - Curvy Kitten

Serpentina

Self - Snake Performer

Trina

Self - 4'11' model

Elaine Davidson

Self - Most-Pierced lady

Heather Lyttle

Self - Stylist

Viktoria Moskalova

Self - Model with one leg

Gemma Hyslop

Self - Stylist

Jennifer Freeman

Self - Large Lady

Michael Brian

Self - Photographer

Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss

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