The Onion (2007) | All episodes

In the Know: War on Terror

Release Date: 2007-05-24

In the Know: Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?

Release Date: 2007-08-09

In the Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?

Release Date: 2008-05-14

In the Know: Should Adults Be Allowed to Bring Kids to R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?

Release Date: 2011-07-19

In the Know: Report: Economy Failing Because U.S Built on Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

Release Date: 2011-05-31

Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes for Your Effeminate Son

Release Date: 2009-10-26

The Onion Looks Back at 'The Wizard of Oz'

Release Date: 2013-06-17

Everyone at Office Planning Shooting Spree for Same Day

Release Date: 2013-01-27

Overjoyed Florida Gay Couples Rush Out to Have Marriage Denied

Release Date: 2013-06-28

New Wearable Computer also Sucks Your Dick

Release Date: 2013-07-02

Sesame Street: 'Bert and Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts

Release Date: 2013-07-02

Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem

Release Date: 2008-01-29

Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings?

Release Date: 2008-04-14

Missing Girl Probably Raped

Release Date: 2008-01-17

Study: Pregnant Women Can Drink One Bottle of Wine a Day If Fetus Can Handle Its Shit

Release Date: 2013-06-21

Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses

Release Date: 2008-03-31

FDA Official: Just Eat a Goddamn Vegetable

Release Date: 2011-01-19

After Weeks of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing to Have Public Meltdown

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Al Qaeda Attacks Internet with Photo of Adorable Piglet

Release Date: 2011-02-25

Local Burger Feels Especially Disgusting Today

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Man Didn't Expect Sex with Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling

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Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish

Release Date: 2011-03-24

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, to Be Euthanized

Release Date: 2012-02-13

Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due to One Impressive Youth

Release Date: 2011-02-24

Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars

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Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried as Black Adult

Release Date: 2011-01-24

Today Now! Interviews the 5-Year-Old Screenwriter of 'Fast Five'

Release Date: 2011-04-28

America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting on You?

Release Date: 2011-05-20

Markets in Turmoil as Price of Money Skyrockets to $90 a Dollar

Release Date: 2013-06-24

Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought

Release Date: 2013-07-04

Autopsy of a Scene: Paul Feig Points Out How Many Ghosts Are in This Scene from 'The Heat'

Release Date: 2013-06-28

Kourtney Kardashian's Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up on Shore

Release Date: 2013-05-30

Guy 30 Seconds Into Karaoke Version of 'Man in the Mirror' Better Get His Act Together

Release Date: 2013-06-07

Nation Demands New Photograph of Edward Snowden

Release Date: 2013-06-14

Brendan Fraser: 'I Would Like to Apply for One Kickstarter, Please'

Release Date: 2013-06-11

Dr. Good: How to Survive Being Shot Point Blank in the Chest

Release Date: 2013-06-19

Dr. Good: Wake Up Call for a Bad Tooth Brusher

Release Date: 2013-06-05

Dr. Good: Dr. Good's Ultimate Shot Giveaway!

Release Date: 2013-05-24

Could Plastic Surgery Be Your Ticket to Employment?

Release Date: 2013-05-22

Dr. Good: Ladies, Freeze Your Hot Young Face for Later!

Release Date: 2013-06-12

Horrifying Planet: Zebras: Nature's Ultimate Prey

Release Date: 2012-07-18

Rogue Wave Covers Duran Duran's 'Rio'

Release Date: 2013-07-26

Horrifying Planet: Spiders: Christ, Fucking Spiders

Release Date: 2012-08-15

Horrifying Planet: Tidal Pools: Nature's Putrid Sewers

Release Date: 2012-08-01

Horrifying Planet: Chimpanzees: Dumber Than All Humans

Release Date: 2012-07-25

Horrifying Planet: How to Destroy It

Release Date: 2012-10-10

Horrifying Planet: Mice: Nature's Disposable Animals

Release Date: 2012-10-03

Horrifying Planet: Cheap, Clean Natural Gas: Earth's One Good Feature

Release Date: 2012-08-22

Horrifying Planet: Deer: Deer Are Fine

Release Date: 2012-09-05

Horrifying Planet: Robins: The Perfect Murder Machine

Release Date: 2012-08-08