Childrens Hospital (2008) | Full Cast

David Wain

DIRECTOR

Rob Schrab

DIRECTOR

Ken Marino

DIRECTOR

Rob Corddry

DIRECTOR

Tristram Shapeero

DIRECTOR

Lake Bell

DIRECTOR

Alex Fernie

DIRECTOR

Michael Patrick Jann

DIRECTOR

Steve Pink

DIRECTOR

Michael Blieden

DIRECTOR

Marco Fargnoli

DIRECTOR

Danny Jelinek

DIRECTOR

Bryan Gordon

DIRECTOR

John Inwood

DIRECTOR

Matt Shakman

DIRECTOR

Dylan Kidd

DIRECTOR

Timothy Busfield

DIRECTOR

Paul Scheer

DIRECTOR

Ryan McFaul

DIRECTOR

Dan Kwan

DIRECTOR

Daniel Scheinert

DIRECTOR

Rob Huebel

Dr. Owen Maestro

Rob Corddry

Dr. Blake Downs

Ken Marino

Dr. Glenn Richie

Erinn Hayes

Dr. Lola Spratt

Megan Mullally

Chief

Michael Cera

Sal Viscuso

Henry Winkler

Sy Mittleman

Lake Bell

Dr. Cat Black

Zandy Hartig

Nurse Dori

Malin Akerman

Dr. Valerie Flame

Brian Huskey

Chet

Beth Dover

Nurse Beth

David Wain

David Wain

Nick Offerman

Lt. Chance Briggs

Jordan Peele

Dr. Brian

Kulap Vilaysack

Nurse Kulap

Seth Morris

Dr. Nate Schachter

Nick Kroll

Nicky

Jon Hamm

Derrick Childrens

Jamie Denbo

Nurse Robin

John Ross Bowie

Dr. Max von Sydow

Nate Corddry

Dr. Jason Mantzoukas

Ed Helms

Dr. Ed Helms

Paul Scheer

Sir Tinkle Button

Ryan Berg

Hospital Administrator

Carly Craig

Catlike Doctor

James Adomian

Madonna

Keegan-Michael Key

Captain Tripper

Abigail Spencer

Chief in Her 20s

Ian Roberts

Dr. Antoine

Mather Zickel

Louis La Fonda

Whitney Teubner

Whitney

Cassidy May Benullo

Baby Chief

Michael Showalter

Nils Vildervaan

Lizzy Caplan

Casey Klein

Steve Agee

Lollipop Salesman

Toby Huss

Old Timey Psychiatrist

Sean Conroy

Dad of the Kid

Kerri Kenney

Dutch Tourist

Tim Neenan

Patient #2

Anne-Marie Johnson

Dr. Parker

Taylor Lipman

Young Cancer Patient

Morgan Walsh

Nurse Morgan

Joe Lo Truglio

Shane

A.D. Miles

Administrator - Ribbon Cutter

Kurtwood Smith

Ben Hayflick

Kathryn Burns

Dancer

François Chau

Kaiju

Mae Hi

Owen's Mom

Con Schell

Dr. Parker's Guard

Will Sasso

Office Bailnt

Tucker Albrizzi

Kid

Matt Besser

Circus Clown

John-Clay Scott

Big Guard

Lindsay Sloane

Pat

Alan Smyth

Briggs

Erica Oyama

Fairy

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Jason Sudeikis

Dr. Robert 'Bobby' Fiscus

John Gemberling

Private Corcoran

Armen Weitzman

Dr. Fantastic

Matt Walsh

Cameraman

Meghann Murphy

Flight Attendant 2

Amber Friendly

Dr. Martha Kriete

Brooklyn Rae Silzer

Doctor Little Girl

Rick Overton

Chairman

Darren Dupree Washington

Cop

Kate Walsh

Self

Laura Marano

Haley

Peter Cameron

David Wain's PA

Lauren Cohan

Lulu Pratt

Frank Ferrante

Braedon Downs

Frances Fisher

Headmistress

Ben Feldman

Leo Richie

Sasha Jackson

Valerie Flume

Tom Fox

Young Briggs

Zachary Gordon

Mike

Dominic Monaghan

Oren Maestro

Rachel Blanchard

Missy

Tony Hale

Brad Lendricks

Mimi Kennedy

Ma Richie

Jonathan Freeman

Bike Clerk

Nathan Caywood

Concession Clerk

Holley Fain

Intern

Jaime Murray

Kitty Black

Laura Chinn

Patient #1

Lindsey Kraft

Esther

Lilan Bowden

Sauna Staffer

Richard Benjamin

Dan Richards

Bil Dwyer

Alan Stack

Betsy Brandt

Dr. Kids

Barry Bostwick

Grandpa Richie

Lee Garlington

Geraldine Peters

Marla Gibbs

Flossie

Wayne Federman

Dr. Reed

Ethan Dizon

Braden

Denell Johnson

Mover

Eva Longoria

The New Chief

Logan Arens

Dizzy Boy

Mike Starr

Taxi Driver

Christian Hutcherson

Grimace

Timothy Busfield

Dr. Bloomfield

Michael Grant

Richard Jarvis

Jim Piddock

Cyrus Mittleman

Major Curda

Kid Patient

Paxton Anderson

Button Boy

William Atherton

Levon Bainter

Judah Friedlander

Weird Al Yankovic

Nina Franoszek

Party Host

Joshua Leary

David

Robert Forster

Donald

Joshua Malina

Gene

Max Charles

Billy

Michael Lerner

Pop

Michael McCafferty

Mark Matt

Ty Parker

Kip

Paul Dooley

Grandpa Ben

Jason Antoon

Imam Islam

Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress

Jennifer Lafleur

Mother

Kayla Madison

Sarah

Erin Bennett

Erica

Brooke Dillman

Blake's Mom

Dannah Feinglass Phirman

Appalled Mom

Eva Amurri

Lovely Nurse

John Cho

Park

Ed Begley Jr.

Senator Throman

Julie Brister

Nurse

Michael McKean

Death

Ryan Hansen

Kyle Bradway

Raven Alexis

Porno Nurse

Harmon Jones

Sam

Philip Baker Hall

Dr. Joseph Mengele

Joey Diaz

Vito

Erich Bergen

Dancer

Dileep Rao

Glenn Richard

Nikki Hahn

Carrie

Tobin Carter

Stacy's Kid

Marston Fobbs

Male Set PA

Sean Eaton

Preston

Carla Gallo

Denise

Michael Winslow

Self

Owen Burke

Mailman

Wolf Muser

NATO Chairman

Carter Hastings

Kid

Jake Huang

Victim

Christina Chang

Duenna

Stephnie Weir

Rhonda

Ravi Patel

Dr. Sunnit Bharta

Liz Cackowski

Carol Torton

Brody Fitzgerald

Asher

Patrick Tunney

Dean Koontz

George Wendt

Governor Jasper Ruth

Tom Arnold

Tom Arnold

Brenda Koo

Janet

Katie Silverman

Sally

Clint Jung

Mailman

Gail Bianchi

Sandy

Stuart Cornfield

Studio Head

Samantha Gomez

Patient

Cutter Garcia

Dr. Antonio Zavala

Jenny O'Hara

Georgene Lefkowits

Dash Dobrofsky

Justin

Alicia Silverstone

Kelly

Ike Barinholtz

Peter Principato

Matthew Perry

Matthew Perry

Stephen Root

Hank Maestro

Lisa Edelstein

Lisa Edelstein

Sarah Silverman

Britches

Thomas Lennon

Pat

Bruce Davison

Narrator

Lauren Weedman

Angry Mother

Scott Aukerman

Desperate Dad

Joanna Angel

Porno Patient

Jenny Robertson

Kid's Mom

Rosalind Ayres

The Duchess

Jason Ellis

Burly Tattooed Man

Barrow Davis-Tolot

Tough Girl

Gabriel Sean Elias

Josh Graven

Amanda Leah

Young Chief (Age 10)

Richard Kind

Marvin

Brian Doyle-Murray

Dr. Santa Claus

Jessica Chaffin

Hypnotist

Christina Kirk

Marnie Weiss

Michael Blieden

Assistant Director

Yoshio Iizuka

Gojira

Nathan Fielder

Matthew Hauser

Dennis Wong

Rich Man

George Cheng

Old Man

JoBeth Williams

Linda

Molly Shannon

Paula Reilly

Samm Levine

Chuggy Simple

Dick Cavett

Dick Cavett

Judith Drake

Grandma Richie

Bart McCarthy

Todd the Vagrant

Irene Roseen

Old Woman

Ronnie Clark

Biker

Jake Bevens

Dancer

Rachael Harris

Mrs. Throman

Clark Duke

Captain Stern

Annalise Basso

Morgan

Eddie Pepitone

Shady Mobster

Anjul Nigam

Sultan's Aide

Sarah Hyland

Famous Person

Jesse Plemons

Jesse

Martin Starr

Roman DeBeers

Jason Mantzoukas

Mole Man

Marlon Wayans

Dr. Black

Raphael Bob-Waksberg

Reporter 3

Rich Fulcher

Greg

Jesse Falcon

Dr. Filth

Michaela Watkins

Lacey Briggs

Tina Huang

Tourist Mom

Ali Marsh

Midwife

Délé Ogundiran

Female Set PA

Dalton Grant

Bailiff

Andrew Stock

Young Sal

Neil Dale

Chet

Justin Kirk

Michael

James Urbaniak

Future Doctor

Robert Craighead

Captain Berg

Alexa Havins

Susan

James Lew

Mosura

Alice Lo

Trumpet Teacher

Mason Davis

Kid

Constance Wu

Pepsi Lamarr

Daniel Riordan

Russian General

Jaidan Jiron

Tween Patient

Diane Sellers

Judge

Randall Park

Jamyang

Valerie Harper

Mamma Fiorucci

Faran Tahir

Malik

Missy Yager

Mom of the Kid

Dean Misch

Cool German Kid

Grant Collins

Blake's TV Son

Joshua Rush

Seth

Emily Maya Mills

Nurse

Lauren Beach

Screaming Child

Kathryn Hahn

Lamaze Teacher

David Krumholtz

Dookie

Christina Pickles

Glenn's Mom

Katherine Kendall

Flight Attendant 1

Tara Macken

Samantha

Josh Sussman

Jake

Lauri Johnson

Rosa

Aidan Miner

Young Kid

Jamie Donovan

Bartender

Eli Newell

Doctor Gnu

Gregory Scott Hicks

Other Tattoo Artist

Steven Weber

John Tandy

Logan Miller

Chase McKeever

Annie O'Donnell

Betty

Jay Johnston

Capt. Beach-House

Jayne Taini

Older Woman

Mark Kelly

Audience Guy #2

Jayden Maddux

Willy

Nina Josephs

Lakme

Chris Parnell

Ron Pippin

Fred Melamed

Leonard Hillman

David Mattey

Cyborg

Paul Welsh

Worker

Lauren Reel

Padme

Hayley Huntley

Nurse

Kaleti Williams

Khan

Francesca Kintz

Dancer

Ernie Hudson

Hubert McGraw

Kevin Sussman

Daffy Giraffy

Iqbal Theba

Sultan Abdul Aziz

Jason Sklar

Jason Sklar

Mia Barron

Freckles

Jackie Clarke

School Teacher

Griffin Prechter

Young Sy

Paul Ben-Victor

Spiros

Lennon Parham

Pharmacist

Aaron Sanders

Randall

David Doty

Arthur Childrens

Quinn Emmett

Resident

Cassidy Guetersloh

Girl

Eddie Mekka

Frankie

Jessica Oyelowo

Mother

Jovan Armand

Mexican Boy

Kelly Ryan

Another Mom

Gilli Nissim

Script Supervisor

Jake Martin

Parent

Jack McBrayer

Ballard

Sam Trammell

Denizen Stoop

Pasha D. Lychnikoff

Bad Guy #1

Andrew Pifko

Steve Perry

Anne Michael Smith

Shari

Byamba Ulambayar

Sumo Wrestler

Vico Ortiz

Female Warrior

Karl T. Wright

African Diplomat

Lily Shaw

Nidhi

Ben Zelevansky

Cop

Melinda Sullivan

Dancer

Cori Cable Kidder

Joanne

Allison Smith

Nurse Allison

Marion Ross

Elderly Nurse

José Zúñiga

Gang Boss

Jeffrey Ross

Jeffrey Ross

Renee Victor

Gladys

Randy Sklar

Randy Sklar

Colin Bates

Daniel Throman

Talia Maria

Schmoitle

Colton Dunn

70's Dude

Kaitlin Doubleday

Female Intern

Richard Brooks

Robert

Brandon Johnson

Black Blake

Luke Davis

Kid

Jennifer Westfeldt

Jessica Meetcher

Noah Urrea

Trevor

Mark Sarian

Head Juror

Leslie Thurston

Wife

Patrick J. Pieters

Kid's Parent

Joaquin Mas

Scared Kid

Cole Sand

Dylan

Amanda Troop

Audience Lady

Hiroshi Watanabe

Japanese Detective

Ronny Cox

Tooter Daniels

Shirley Jones

Grandma Shirley

Alex Wong

Dancer

D.J. Bonebrake

X

Adam Scott

Lt. D'Ghor Koru

Todd Stashwick

Officer

Caroline Aaron

Glenn's Mom

Matt Ballard

Cop

Kym Whitley

Black Administrator

Rob Riggle

Dr. Brock Stryker

Jordan Black

Mr. Dunn

S.E. Perry

Warden

Avery Phillips

Orphan

Joshua Erenberg

Boy

Logan Shea

Micha Spiegelman

Donald Romain

Dancer #2

Reginald VelJohnson

Judge Lester Harrison

Kevin Pollak

Kevin Pollak

Janet Varney

Stacy

Rebecca Ballantine Reid

Nurse Dorothy

Tom Virtue

Dr. Random

Phillipe Simon

Father

Andrew Santino

Jasper-Pants

James Wellington

Captain

Vladimir Tevlovski

Gunman

Mary Votava

Mallika

Julie Bowen

First Lady

Linda Porter

Grandma Betty

Exene Cervenka

X

Skyler Brigmann

Noah

Aimee Chanel Wood

Hermaphrodite

Ian Abercrombie

Butler

Skylan Brooks

Boy

David Ferguson

Reporter 2

Kate Freund

Delivery Woman

Michael Shepperd

Transvestite

Amro Salama

Logan's Dad

Mark Romain

Dancer #1

Rick Pasqualone

Italian

Bob Rumnock

Businessman

Anna Vocino

Mom

Jozella Reed

Writer #1

Carlos C. Torres

Pinata Kid

Jaleel White

Chuck Engall

Alex Berg

Audience Guy #1

Karthik Srinivasan

Dev

John Doe

X

Dhruv Uday Singh

Doctor

Angela Sarafyan

Olga

Mark L. Young

Raye LePlante

Mike Ivy

Boss

Jean St. James

Distraught Woman

Jerry Lambert

Doctor

Marcus Brown

LA Laker

Brian Gallivan

Reporter 1

Sarah Thyre

Mother

Katie Russell

Dancer #4

Miriam Tolan

Wife

James Sharpe

Tourist

Aubrey Wakeling

Man

Cheryl Tiegs

Cheryl Tiegs

Billy Zoom

X

Suzanne Turner

Parent

Joe Filippone

Breakdancer

Taj Hester

Little Ernie Hudson

Lindsay Taylor

Ajuku Girls

Devon Woods

Child #1

Jack Coghlan

Young Child

Mason LeCompte

Nurse Tanya

Michael Hatch

Scott

Neil Parker

CPR Kid

Cooper Westmoreland

Kenny

Ashley McGullam

Patient

Rasika Mathur

Nidhi

Sita Young

Black & White Nurse

Corrina Rubio

Ajuku Girls

Becky Thyre

Voice Over Coach

Brody Stevens

Father

Billy Merritt

Dirty Randy

David Haag

Kid

Peter Serafinowicz

Michael Caine

Frederick Weller

Elliot

Madeline Walter

Waitress

Terrell Ransom Jr.

Patient

Curtis Gwinn

Trustafarian

Jodi 'Ai' Cline

Ajuku Girls

Sartaj Arora

Indian Blake

Charlie Sanders

White Man

Kylie Toney

Girl 1

Charles Reisinger

Little Sick Kid

Rasha Goel

Indian Chief

Jordan 'Jordie' Andrade

Ajuku Girls

Fay Wolf

Mom

Lauryn Mary Wilson

Girl 2

GG Townson

Ajuku Girls

Garrett Ryan

Kid

Nidhi Jajoo Mistry

Indian Cat

Cameron Sanders

Kid

Aashi Arora

Dancer

Ovais Sheikh

Dancer

Jasmine Bissete

Daughter

Clifford Parks

Trustafarian

Liam Kastan

Dr. Owen's Secret Baby

Poco Zocko

Security Guard

Brian Linsley

General Gates

Aaron Brumfield

Strong Man

Robert Popa

Indian Chief

Minhdzuy Khorami

P.A.

Vanessa Dunn

Ballerina

Tamara Mello

Melanie

Edelyn Okano

Melicia Farhad

Alexandre Duong

Wu Lee

Julianne Arrieta

Dancer

Jorga Caye

ACTOR

Brandin Stennis

Patient

Jarrod Bailey

Boy Blake

James Kawa

Supply Closet Orderly

Jonathan Stern

Jackpot Doctor

Elizabeth Ann Koshak

Dr. Izzyuncredited

Leilah Star

Girl in the Wheelchairuncredited

Ethan Stone

Handsome Janitoruncredited

Ryan Malachy

Bartenderuncredited

Ariana Guido

Girl with Broken Armuncredited

Elle Goodman

Chewbaccauncredited

Leon 'Lee' Fuller

Doctoruncredited

Amber Lynne Smith

1940's Girl in Wheelchairuncredited

Christopher Chen

Doctoruncredited

Wayne Bastrup

Swedish Glennuncredited

Roz McHenry

Mean Nurseuncredited

Jeff Copas

Angry Parentuncredited

Sarah Hoffmeister

Choking Girluncredited

Cyrah Hawkins

Soldieruncredited

Nami Paix

Yoko Onouncredited

Henry Milton Chu

Tourist Daduncredited

Gabriel Aslan

Rosa's Sonuncredited

Joel Shock

Red Coatuncredited

Jordan Ring

Drummeruncredited

Cici Leah Campbell

Doctoruncredited