Director
Martin Hughes
DIRECTOR
Ken Robertson
Sasha Ransome
Jack Jameson
Dominic MacDonald
Celia Thompson
Michael Towner
John F.D. Northover
Paul Giddings
Paul Tyler
James Steel
Stars (in credits order)
Paul Chuckle
Barry Chuckle
Jimmy Patton
No Slacking
Brian Patton
Murk
Simon Harvey
Robespierre
Kate Copstick
Old Lady
David Williams
Bob Hives
Barry Killerby
Sir Percy
Peter Gale
Carrington-Smythe
Leni Harper
Mrs. McCallister
Tilly Edwards
The Countess
Terry Randall
Bill Poster
Kirsten Cooke
Maddy
John Rutland
Customer
Alan Heap
Old Jezza
Alistair Donkin
Airport Clerk
Ramsay Gilderdale
Brian Butler
David Barber
Groom
Rosemary Macvie
Gran
Billy Butler
Storyteller
Stephen Omer
Devonish
Mary Roscoe
Farmers Wife
Leslie Schofield
French Detective
Gibb Sutherland
Customs Officer
Ronald Forfar
Professer Frimley
Malcolm Terris
Tatlock
Richard Sutton
Daring Derek
Michael Jayes
Hall Manager
Chris Armstrong
Eli
Penny Morrell
Fairy Godmother
John Cater
Guru
Rachel Bell
Miss Pringle
Dave Benson Phillips
John Dallimore
Cricket Team Captain
Michael Kirk
Mr. Hargreaves
Roberta Morrell
Cleaner
Philip Hazelby
Mr. Cheeseman
Arthur Cox
Major Look
Eleanor McCready
Mrs. Dingall
David Oakley
Chester Merriment
Leo Dolan
Tony Towner
Doyne Byrd
Chairman
Ray Chaney
Sleeping Man
Paul Brophy
Harold the Butler
Chris Jarvis
Head Page
Frances Allberry
Bride
Michael Eaves
Journalist
Dave Cooke
Busker
Stephen Ellery
Rebel Leader
Nick Maloney
Mr. Davenport
David Jarvis
Movie Director
Paul Grunert
Harold Stone
David Brett
Drippy
Duncan Faber
Flower Man
Richard Braine
Duke Of Kumquat
Brett Reylander
Posh Guest
Michael G. Jones
Big Jake
Sharon Hinds
Cled Ford
Rusty Goffe
Alien
Ruth England
Andrew Mackay
Mr. Hush
Mark Perry
Martin Swift
Audrey Teesdale
Mrs. Shillingbury
Jamila Massey
Mrs Bradstock
Jeff Mirza
Demolition Foreman
Edmund Kente
Jenson
Aileen Gonsalves
Flower
Rosie Ede
Charlene
John Leeson
Viscount
Gemma Hunt
Presenter
Tony Jayawardena
Mr. Florence
Norma Atallah
Mrs Stubbs
Philip Anthony
Mr. Glazier
Ortis Deley
Gavin de Wolfe
Ash Varrez
Mr Simms
Jackie Stirling
Empress
Kate Dyson
Dame Alice
David Yip
Chives the Butler
Harry Hill
Simon Chortle
Ted Robbins
Beetle Fan
Velile Tshabalala
Librarian
Genevieve Allenbury
Matron Welder
Peter Benedict
Sergeant Harris
Simon Lovell
Conjurer
Christopher Whittingham
Mr. Cresswell
Gillian Royale
Hilda
Mitchell Mullen
Hank
Keith Myers
Brutus
Joyce Windsor
Lady Philpotts
Mark McKerracher
Denver
Gary Bates
Dennis Ramsbottom
Emma Francis
Davina
Philip Hill
Panda Operator
Guy Siner
Beethoven
Graydon Gould
Beetleman
Richard Hodder
Man
Ben Nathan
Raef
Michael Lambourne
The Target
Christopher Brennan
Werewolf
Joe Montana
Magnus Sorenson
Tony Aitken
Caesar
Charles Armstrong
Rodney
Buffy Davis
Gertie
Hugh Clay-Jones
Humphrey
Lizzie Millne
Nanny
Amy Neilson Smith
Molly
Thomas Howes
Young Raef
Mike Eastman
Tourist
Patrick Nyland
Cake Deliverer
Rosemary Chamney
Woman
Frances Cox
Mrs. Bloggs
Jill Goldston
Wife
Steve Calrow
Peter Martin
Farmer
Nick Haverson
Policeman
David Begg
Spy #1
Alan Renwick
Spy #2
Graham Rigby
ACTOR
Irene Skillington
Mrs. Russel
Julie Armstrong
Waitress
Oliver Pearce Owen
Tommy
Billy Hooper
Big Bad Brian
Maxi
Burglar
Hilary Mason
Roy Castle
Gillian Wright
Mrs. Stone
Tim Barker
Mr. Stone
Frank Moorey
Ice Cream Man
Wendy Gifford
Mrs. Hargreaves
Julia Goss
Kerry Tikanotherone
Adrian Fletcher
Paul Shane
Perry Champagne
John Judd
Training Instructor
Ian Lindsay
Neighbour
Karen Ford
Her Lady Shave
Carlos Douglas
Excited Spaniard
Mick Wall
Chalky White
Mike Yeaman
Kevin Shaw
John D. Collins
Pilot
Ali Asgar
Shopkeeper
Bernie Nolan
Mother
Barbara Kirby
Her Ladyship
Edward Arthur
Manager
Robbie Barnett
Dominic Grant
Club Boss
Michael Callaghan
Ronnie Moore
Michael Buchan
Luis Pinnella
Jennifer Rose
Mrs. Butler
Anthony Houghton
Security Guard
Tim Baker
Prof. Dingall
Gil Beresford
Receptionist
Patrick Mower
Petrovich Liningrad
Richard Addison
Meera Kumar
Receptionist in France
Maxwell Hutchison
Madman
Robert Meadwell
Posh Customer
Elisabeth Baratt
Receptionist in Rotherham
Marie Philips
Patricia Leonard
Secretary
Aidan Cook
Farmer Willie
Debra Stephenson
Grand Duches Olga
Ian Barritt
Fred
John Pennington
Chief
Geoffrey Rose
Sir Wensladale Peach
Ross Gurney-Randall
Penelope Freeman
Camander Catchpole
Antony Reed
Paul Foote
Page
David Batton
Mr. Phobic
Nerys Hughes
Terrence Hardiman
Demon Headmaster
Victoria Shalet
Sarah Crowden
Mrs. Fiona Fortescue-Smythe
Ellie Beaven
Mark Speight
Paul Jerricho
Dr. Smith
Douglas Fielding
Detective Feeney
Ted Maynard
Hiram J Pollard III
Bryan Hands
Wise Elder
Michael Parkhouse
Mr. Rupert Garnsworth Barnsworth
Ana Boulter
Dennis Clinton
Professor Carrington-Smythe
Fiona Terry
Camilla
Neil Percival
Steve Wilson
John Hocking
Bank Manager
James Petherick
Melvin
John Sayle
Terry Bird
Sergeant
Bruce Purchase
Hiram J. Cugalschriber
Hugo Myatt
Master
James Vaughan
Fake Dan
Christine Ozanne
Auntie Doris
Angela Easterling
Lady Dexter-Smythe
Christine Furness
Shop Owner
Matthew Bearne
Mr. Crawford
John Newbury
Vicar
Andrew Bradley
Mr. Macaw
Sarah Richmond
Loretta
Glynn Sweet
Man from Venus
Brett Allen
David Sargent
Hotel Clerk
Jaqueline Charlesworth
Evadne the Van
Peter Allcorn
Sir James Hartley Worthington
Hilda Braid
Mrs. Halibut
David McKail
Ramsbottom
Virge Gilchrist
Mrs. Gayler
Ted Rogers
Raymond Trophy
Robert Ashe
Milton P. Linebacker III
Simon Pearsall
Dr. Proctor
Katie Friedli Walton
Nurse
Daniel O'Brien
Darren Tunstall
Matthew Woolcott
Duncan
Richie Webb
Telephone Engineer
Christopher Grimes
Hector
Thomas Marty
Leigh Palmer
Ed
Leigh McDonald
Vicki Hopps
John Hart Dyke
Ambassador
William Lawford
Duke
Dirk Robertson
Milkman
Adam and Eve the Droids
The Robots
Eve Droid
Robot #2
Susanna Meese
Jeannie
Adam Droid
Robot #1
Osei Kwane Bentil
MCC UGLY
Graeme Du Fresne
Head Monk
Winston Ellis
Mr. Dodd
Stephen Perring
Gavin Quarmby
Peter Mair
Gamekeeper
Julian Parkin
Headmaster
Ann Gabrielle
Mrs. Downey
Nicholas Amer
Mr. Naza
Imogen Bain
Mrs. Cacklebury
Howard Attfield
Mr. Block
Paul Orchard
Garibaldi
Neil Salvage
Sgt Potts
Lorraine Woodley
David Barry
Café Owner
Daniel Strauss
Grumpy Customer
Sally Armstrong
Mrs. Finnegan
Bonnie Hurren
Marsha
Marcus McConnell
Site Foreman
Jon Hancock
Harris
Annette Crooks
Mia Kuller
Chauffeur
David Baker
Professor Flitcroft
Mark Asante
Inspector Invedale
Lyndam Gregory
Wilson
Dinah Handley
Mrs. Nixon
Wendy Baxter
Bettina D'Angelis
Kate David
Petal
Rebecca Stokes
Mrs. Hare
Jez Edwards
Coachman
Victor Sobchak
Magnus
Deborah Cornelius
Jan the Van
Anthony Jackson
Worthington Knutt
Paul Bentley
Mayor of Slapsbergen
Paul Bigley
Hackenbacker
Colin Starkey
Mr. Gentry
Joe Mace
Denver Boscombe
Claude Close
Herman von Gruppe
Zee Asha
Maria von Castella
Joan Hooley
Mrs. Baddely
Michael Grinter
Mr. Winklebeater
Anna Fiorentini
Laura Simmons
Adam Chapman
Carl Aschenbad
Marie Collett
Mrs. Metherby
Petina Hapgood
Midwife
Greg Davies
Henry VIII
George Camiller
Spanish King
Natasha Collins
Spanish Princess
David Barnaby
Wolsey
David Molyneux
Detective Inspector Frank Rawlins
Adam Brown
Oswald Potter
Tim Faraday
Mr. Swift
Jess Robinson
Imelda Malone
Stewart Scudamore
The sergeant
Hannah Job
Mandy
Stephen Bent
The Chief
Stephen Hawke
TV Cameraman
Jordan Hill
Young Martin
Joshua Rubin
Kurt Kitchen
Charlie Kenyon
Young Barry
Neilum Raqia
Police Officer
Lee Pendergast
MI5 Agent
George Rae
Young Paul
Debi Jones
Roving Reporteruncredited
Steve Morphew
Undetermined roleuncredited
David Spicer
Louise Dorling
Peter Ross-Murray
Postmasteruncredited
Paul Hampshire
French Soldieruncredited
Dermot Murnaghan
Newsreaderuncredited
Nick Turner
Danceruncredited