Today (1982) | Full Cast

Wayne O'Donnell

DIRECTOR

Casey Wrigley

DIRECTOR

Casey Casseday

DIRECTOR

George Paul

DIRECTOR

Ross Greenwood

Self - Money Minute

Karl Stefanovic

Self - Host

Richard Wilkins

Self

Ben Fordham

Self - Sport

Georgie Gardner

Self - News

Steven Jacobs

Self - Weather

Cameron Williams

Self - Sport

Neil Mitchell

Self - 3AW

Sonia Kruger

Self

Ray Hadley

Self

Effie Zahos

Self

Chris Smith

Self - News

Kerri-Anne Kennerley

Self

Peter Dutton

Self - Panellist, Home Affairs Minister

Erin Molan

Self

Miranda Devine

Self

Pauline Hanson

Self

Scott Morrison

Self - Prime Minister

Sylvia Jeffreys

Self - News

Sarah Murdoch

Self - Host

Andrew Bolt

Self - Panellist

Alan Jones

Self

Peter Gleeson

Self - Sunday Mail

Tony Abbott

Self

Richard Reid

Self - Entertainment Report

Matt Canavan

Self - Panellist

Seb Costello

Self - Reporter

Jonathan Kearsley

Self - Reporter

Bettina Arndt

Self - Author

Danny Ross

Self

Sam Macedone

Self

Anna Caldwell

Self - Panellist, The Daily Telegraph

Greg Hunt

Self - Health Minister

Liz Hayes

Self - Host

Camilla Tominey

Self - Royal Insider

Delta Goodrem

Self

Eddie McGuire

Self

Henry Meller

US Reporter

Josh Frydenberg

Self - Treasurer

Steve Liebmann

Self - Host

Tracy Grimshaw

Self - Host

Tim Gilbert

Self - Sport

John Howard

Self - Former Prime Minister

Michael Bublé

Self - Guest

Prue MacSween

Self - Panellist

Samuel Johnson

Self

Brad McKay

Self

Michaelia Cash

Self

Steve Dickson

Self

Trevor Long

Self - Today Tech Expert

Dickie Arbiter

Self

Karen Ferry

Self

Peter Stefanovic

Self

David Campbell

Self

Mark Stouffer

Self

Kylie Minogue

Self - Guest

Gisele Bündchen

Self

Kristan Cunningham

Self

Scott Cam

Self

Bert Newton

Self - Guest

Stephanie Rice

Self

Christine Forster

Self

Joel Madden

Self

Connie Johnson

Self

Paul Hogan

Self - Guest

Simon Birmingham

Self - Education Minister

Cory Bernardi

Self - Australian Conservatives

Barnaby Joyce

Self

Fraser Anning

Self

Scott Bidmead

Self

Margy Osmond

Self - Tourism and Transport Forum

Bryanna Reynolds

Self

Alison Langdon

Self

Queen Elizabeth II

Self

Leila McKinnon

Self - News

Brian Bury

Self

George Negus

Self - Guest

Barbara Eden

Self - Guest

Ian McLean

Maltz

Philip Ruddock

Self - Former Immigration Minister

David Joyner

Barney

Keith Urban

Self

Cyndi Lauper

Self - Guest

Jim Wallace

Self - Australian Christian Lobby

Helen Coonan

Self - Communications Minister

June Dally-Watkins

Self

Ricki Lander

Self

Chris Ellison

Self - Justice Minister

Barry Humphries

Self

Reef Karim

Self

Luke Mangan

Self

Sarah Bishop

Self - Guest

Brandon Russell

Self

Paul Moulds

Self - Guest

Jackie Loeb

Self

Deborah Thomas

Self - Panellist

Sue Kellaway

Self

Jason Akermanis

Self

Catherine Duchess of Cambridge

Self

Michael Stangel

Self

Mitchell Anderson

Self

Denham Hitchcock

Self - Reporter

John Alexander

Self

Bruce Morcombe

Self

Lee Kernaghan

Self

David Leyonhjelm

Self

Ben Davis

Self

Kim Davis

Self - Kentucky Clerk

Tom Elliott

Self - Commentator

Hank Jongen

Self

Dick Smith

Self

Sam Henderson

Self

Zed Seselja

Self

Pete Smith

Self

Shane Warne

Self

Mitch Fifield

Self

Steve Flori

Self - Queensland Police

Ian Yates

Self - Chief Executive, COTA

Sam Rubin

Self

George Brandis

Self

Daniel Bragg

Self - Queensland Police

Steve Hall

Self - Queensland Police

Brad McArthur

Self - Victoria Police

Stuart McGregor

Self - Victoria Police

David Farley

Self - Queensland Police

Paul Turner

Self - RACQ

Steven Ciobo

Self - Minister for Trade, Tourism and Investment

Fiona Simson

Self - National Farmers Federation

Christian Porter

Self

Bridget McKenzie

Self - Panellist

Steven Marshall

Self - SA Premier

Nick Coatsworth

Self

David Littleproud

Self - Agriculture Minister

Innes Willox

Self

Rocky Tayeh

Self

Billy Idol

Self - Guest

Andrew Lofthouse

Self - News

Alicia Loxley

Self - News

Tom Steinfort

Self

Pamela Rabe

Self

Bob de la Lande

Self

Andrew Voss

Self - Sports News

Dolly Parton

Self - Guest

Camerone Chambers Parker

Self - Guest

Bjo Trimble

Self

Ed Metzger

Actor

Ron Casey

Self

Helen Dalley

Self - Host

Monte Dwyer

Self

David Yost

Self

Jim Bailey

Self

Alan Campbell

Self 1995

Jim Fowler

Self - Animal Expert

Sarah Fisher

Self

Melissa Caudle

Self

George Pocheptsov

Self

Richard Maximus Fleming-Vlamingen

Self - Cardiologist

James Houston Turner

Self - Guest

Cash Casia

Self - Fashion Guest

Kim Kilbey

Self - Fashion Editior

Katherine Bongfeldt

Self

Christopher Guest

Self

Michael McKean

Self - Guest

Harry Shearer

Self

Prince

Self - Guest

LeAnn Rimes

Self

Ringo Starr

Self

Gary Sweet

Self

Petula Clark

Self

Christopher Stadulis

Self

Alexandra Gizela

Self

Michael J. Glazer

Self

Aimee Mullins

Self

Chris Isaak

Self

Céline Dion

Self

Luke Baines

Self

Lionel Richie

Self

k.d. lang

Self

Bonnie Raitt

Self

Don King

Self

Zane Carney

Self

Guy Sebastian

Self

Marcia Hines

Self

Ridley Scott

Self - Guest

David Duchovny

Self

Julian McMahon

Self

Olivia Newton-John

Self - Guest

Joel Gretsch

Self

Tom Burlinson

Self

Jon Douglas Rainey

Self

Bianca Biasi

Self - Guest

Kerry Martin

Self - Violinist

Michael Carr-Gregg

Self - Family Psychologist

Merv Hughes

Self - National Team Selector

Alexander Downer

Self - Foreign Minister

Christina Sibley

Self

Paul Dunkin

Self

Chris Parnell

Self

Peggy Friend

Self

Peter Nattrass

Self - Lord Mayor of Perth

Sophie Mirabella

Self - Panellist

Warren Reed

Self

Sophie York

Self

Emily Whitechurch

Self

Bill Leak

Self - Political Cartoonist

Priscilla Presley

Self - Guest

Stephen Curry

Self

Steve Irwin

Self

Dannii Minogue

Self

Georgie Parker

Self

A.J. McLean

Self

Kevin Scott Richardson

Self

Backstreet Boys

Themselves

Brett Lee

Self

Adrianne Frost

Self

Jeanne Little

Self

Juan Alonso

Self - Mounties NSW

Tony Greig

Self - Commentator

Shane Gould

Self

Brendan Nelson

Self - Defence Minister

Giaan Rooney

Self - Weather

John Freeme

Self

Ron Delezio

Self

Bruno Schiavi

Self - Guest

Paul Briggs

Self

Neil James

Self - Australia Defence Institute

Jackie Kelly

Self - Panellist, Liberal MP

Dianna Kenny

Self - Panellist, Psychologist

Jon Casella

Self

Ivan Sambrano

Self - Workplace Agency

Don Rowe

Self

Toni Collette

Self - Interviewee

Aaron Jeffery

Self - Guest

Harley Pasternak

Self

Shannon Noll

Self

Kevin Muscat

Self

Amy Edwards

Self

Ben Barnes

Self - Guest

Matthew Goode

Self - Guest

Helen Hunt

Self - Guest

Jesse McCartney

Self

Abi Tucker

Self - Guest

Natalie Bassingthwaighte

Self - Guest

Patricia Field

Self - Guest

Natalie Hoflin

Self - Gold Logie Nominee

Rachael Coopes

Self - Guest

Rove McManus

Self - Gold Logie Nominee

John Newcombe

Self

Kronprinsesse Mary

Self

Dawn Fraser

Self

Joanna McMillan Price

Self - Guest

Michael Clarke

Self - Guest

John Byrne

Self

John La Puma

Self - John La Puma

Jake Romano

Self

Gorgi Quill

Self - Reporter

Damien Ryan

Self

Barry Williams

Self - Panellist, Lone Fathers Association

Howard Sattler

Self - Radio 6PR

Nicky Moore

Self - Guest

Sue Packer

Self - National Association for Prevention of Child Abuse and Neglect

Danny Bonaduce

Self

Dana Ward

Self - Entertainment Reporter

Hernan Lucero

Self

Robert Pattinson

Self - Guest

Pierce Brosnan

Self - Guest

Emilie de Ravin

Self

Davo Hardy

Self

Mike Bender

Self

Scott Mellis

Self - Singer

Walter Bortz II

Self - Marathon Runner

Graeme Sawyer

Self - Lord Mayor of Darwin

Andrew Robinson

Self - Paul Hogan's Lawyer

Jason Segel

Self - Guest

Lisa Ann Walter

Self - Guest

Steve Whitmire

Kermit the Frog

Cody Simpson

Self

Stan Walker

Self

Dennis Davern

Self

David Gregory

Self

Julie Goodwin

Self

Amelia Adams

Self

Marti Rulli

Self

Michael Usher

Self

Tim Gilbert

Self

Linda Cooper

Self - Councillor

Zac Efron

Self - Guest

Rachael Taylor

Self - Guest

Kim Kardashian

Self

Miranda Kerr

Self - Guest

Justin Bieber

Self

Wolfgang Novogratz

Self

Hamish Blake

Self

Scott Hicks

Self - Guest

David Rudman

Self

Five Novogratz

Self

Jason Dundas

Self

Andy Lee

Self

Elmo

Self

Cortney Novogratz

Self

Catherine Hamlin

Self

Robert Novogratz

Self

Breaker Novogratz

Self

Margie Abbott

Self

Ricky Martin

Self - Guest

Angry Anderson

Self

Grumpy Cat

Self

Robert Jobson

Self

Patrick Rafter

Self

Gary Hardgrave

Self - Panellist

Jeff Kennett

Self

Ian Healy

Self - Cricket Commentator

Casey Stoner

Self

Mark Latham

Self

Amanda Vanstone

Self

Simon Meli

Self

Mitchell Johnson

Self

Sharri Markson

Self - Panellist

David Hodgett

Self

Andrew Scipione

Self - NSW Police Commissioner

Tom Tate

Self

David Hope

Self - Parents and Citizens Association

Wyatt Werneth

Self - American Lifeguard Association National Spokesperson

Casey Wright

ACTOR

Robbie Anderson

Self

Adam Harvey

Self

Frank Lakoudis

Self

Jamie Krell

Self - Style Expert (2014)

Lauren Gianoli

Self - Reporter

Angus Houston

Self

Sussan Ley

Self

Aimee Pistorius

Self

Carl Pistorius

Self

Madonna

Self - Guest

James Bay

Self - musican

Rebecca Judd

Self

Ric Porter

Self

Ian Elkins

Self - Shearer

Cameron Caldwell

Self

Peta Evans-Taylor

Self

Kevin Andrews

Self

Pam Parker

Self - Logan Mayor

Julie Bishop

Self

Martine Oglethorpe

Self

Chris Pratt

Self

Tony Bonner

Self - Guest

Kat Hoyos

Self

Sabre Norris

Self - Guest Surfer

Sam Trenwith

Self

Julie Taranto

Self (Ovation of the Seas segment)

Sam Alhaje

Self

Lyle Shelton

Self - ACL Director

Bryan Young

Self - NSW Greyhounds Breeders, Owners and Trainers' Association

Stephanie Gilmore

Self - guest

Arthur Sinodinos

Self - Panellist

Charles Taranto

Self (Ovation of the Seas segment)

Michael Hill Smith

Self - Shaw + Smith

Robert Johnson

Self - Robert Johnson Vineyards

Paris Hilton

Self - Original IT Girl

Caitlyn Jenner

Self

Donald Trump

Self - US President

Ellie Gonsalves

Self

Prince William

Self

Nigella Lawson

Self

Melissa Rivers

Self

Niall Horan

Self - Guest

Jeffrey Archer

Self - Author

Hannah Howzdy

Self

Ian Botham

Self - Former English Cricketer

Sean Spicer

Self - White House Press Secretary

Tom Parker-Bowles

Self - Family Food Fight Judge

Lisa Oldfield

Self - Real Housewife of Sydney

Keith Schleiger

Self

Nick Cummins

Self - Former Wallaby

George Pell

Self

Amber Rudd

Self - UK Home Secretary

Glenn Ridge

Self

Philip Kessler

Self - Interviewee

Sam Kekovich

Self

Michael Jensen

Self

Jeff Horn

Self

John Ward

Self - Tasmania Police

Phil Schultz

Self - CEO PCYC Queensland

Christian von Tunk

Self - Victoria Police

Brian Whittaker

Self - MFB

Bob Katter

Self - Federal MP

David Elliott

Self - NSW Minister for Veterans Affairs

Joan McInnes

Self - Guest

Brian Lawhorn

Self - Witness

Arthur Edwards

Self - Royal Photographer, The Sun

Roy Spagnolo

Self - Wine Enthusiast

Barry Irvin

Self - Executive Chairman: Bega Cheese

Ray Johnson

Self - MFB

Daniel Lewkovitz

Self - Security Expert

Peter Bingeman

Self - CEO, Visit Victoria

Wayne Mills

Self - Rider

Ian Leavers

Self - Queensland Police Union

Grant Morrison

Self - Mill Owner

Alan Tudge

Self - Minister for Human Services

Dan Flynn

Self - Australian Christian Lobby

Malcolm Bostock

Self - Witness

Gerard Byrne

Self - Operations Manager, Salvation Army

Brett Fisher

Self - MFS

Laurie Lawrence

Self

Chris Bryci

Self - CEO and Founder, Stockspot

George Christensen

Self

Wendy Kingston

Self

James Barron

Self - Community Sector Banking

Ryan Burns

Self - Victoria Police

Solomon Lew

Self

Israel Folau

Self

Kristen Hartnett

Self - Salvation Army Financial Counsellor

Eric Noakes

Self - Walcha Shire Council Mayor

Darren Tamblyn

Self - Queensland Police

Robert Wilby

Self - Victoria Police

Tony Fleming

Self - Queensland Police

James Paterson

Self - Senator

Daniel Berke

Self - Solicitor

Mercedes Corby

Self

Natalia Cooper

Self - Weather

Ian Nichols

Self - Queensland Police

Peter Lane

Self - Community Minister

Peter Seel

Self - Victoria Police

Sally Leivesley

Self - Terror Expert

Elissa Lewis

Self - Tatts Lottery

Don Damond

Self - Victim's Fiancé

Norbert Radny

Self - Rider

Ian Sloan

Self - Owner, Berry Springs Tavern

Bernard Salt

Self - Demographer

Greg Davies

Self - Victims of Crime Commissioner

James Beard

Self - MFB

Rowan Atkinson

Self - Guest

Sarah Douglas

Self

Carrie Underwood

Self

Marina Zenovich

Self

Tziporah Malkah

Self

James Morrow

Self

Racheal Leigh

Lady Lamington

Brett Whiteley

Self

Howard Collins

Self - CEO, Sydney Trains

Peter Georgiou

Self

David Lennon

Self - CEO, You're Welcome Finance

Troy Watson

Self - CEO, Mates4Mates

Dale Lapham

Self - Victoria Police

Darren Roper

Self - Metropolitan Fire Brigade

Daphne Dunne

Self - Royal Fan

Will Hodgman

Self

Shaun Mielekamp

Self - Chief Executive, Central Coast Mariners

Dave Sharma

Self - Liberal Candidate

Tim Weir

Self - Australia's Most Dedicated Mate

Tony Mahar

Self - CEO, National Farmers' Federation

Matthew Stephen

Self - One Nation Candidate

Yvette Gonzalez-Nacer

Self - performer

Noel Gallagher

Self - Singer & Songwriter

JJ Pantano

Self

Bryn Hammond

Self

Boris Johnson

Self - British Prime Minister

Oli London

Self

Damien Thomlinson

Self

Ava Roosevelt

Self

Jim Molan

Self

Carrie Symonds

Self

James Liotta

Self

Courtney Powell

Self

Terry

Self - Royal Superfan

Jack de Groot

Self - CEO Sleepout

Denise Morcombe

Self

Oliver Peterson

Self - Panellist, Radio 6PR

Nicole da Silva

Self

Ashley Roberts

Self

Ella Scott Lynch

Self

Miranda Tapsell

Self

Ryan Johnson

Self

The Pussycat Dolls

Themselves

Tina Bursill

Self

Gyton Grantley

Self

Jessica Sutta

Self

Katie Hopkins

Self - Media Commentator

Eric Trump

Self - Donald Trump's Son

Tony Barber

Self

Lisa Scott-Lee

Self

DeAnna Lorraine

Self - Conservative Commentator

Tom Moore

Self

Nicky Buckley

Self

Steps

Themselves

Allison Langdon

Self

Madeleine Westerhout

Self

Brian Houston

Self - Hillsong Founder

Kane Guglielmi

Self

Hannah Ingram-Moore

Self

Amanda Rohan

Self - Chamber of Commerce and Industry Queensland

Andrew Laming

Self

Hugh Poate

Self

Bobbie Houston

Self

Matt Carroll

Self - Australian Olympic Committee

John Barilaro

Self - NSW Deputy Premier

Marise Payne

Self - Foreign Minister

Andrew Willcox

Self - Whitsunday Regional Mayor

Michael O'Brien

Self

Nick Dametto

Self

Ron Harding

Self

Dan Tehan

Self - Education Minister

Andrew S. Green

Self

Nicola Powell

Self - Domain

Philip Dampier

Self - Author

Dominique Facer

Self - Memphis' Mum

David Hughes

Self - ADF

Susie Porter

Self

Amanda Stoker

Self - Panellist

Scott Emerson

Self - Panellist, Radio 4BC

Jane Halton

Self

Peter Collignon

Self

Mark Morri

Self - The Daily Telegraph

Robert Booy

Self

Gareth Parker

Self - Radio 6PR

Fiona Martin

Self - Federal Member for Reid

Kate Atkinson

Self

Sigrid Thornton

Self

Arj Barker

Self

Craig Williams

Self - Jockey

Andrea Crothers

Self - Reporter

Marguerite Fitzgerald

Self - President of Carnival Australia and P&O Cruises Australia

Gus Worland

Self - Panellist, Triple M

Patrick Conolly

Self - Mayor of Hawkesbury City Council

Janet Menzies

Self - Amazon Australia

Stuart Robert

Self - Shadow Government Services Minister

Alan Oster

Self - NAB Chief Economist

Chris Waller

Self

Therese Fedeli

Self - Mayor of Camden Council

Malcolm Davis

Self - Australian Strategic Policy Institute

Paul Toole

Self - Deputy Premier

Isaac Dupree

Self - Shepparton Mayor

Dick Johnson

Self

Craig Laundy

Self - Panellist

Graham Turner

Self - Flight Centre

Danielle Cormack

Self

Ian Ross

Self (Newsreader) (1990-2001)

Sharyn Ghidella

Self (Newsreader) (2002-2005)

Deborah Hutton

Self

Bruce A. Kramer

Self

Kyra Harlan

Self - Kyrauncredited

Jordan Dodd

Selfuncredited

Melania Trump

Self - First Lady of the United Statesuncredited

Chloe Lattanzi

Selfuncredited

Kermit the Frog

Selfuncredited

Logan Harlan

Self - Loganuncredited

Malcolm Roberts

Selfuncredited

Andrew Williamson

Selfuncredited

Mike Pence

Self - U.S. Vice Presidentuncredited

Princess Charlotte of Cambridge

Selfuncredited

Theresa May

Selfuncredited

Sarah Henderson

Selfuncredited

Cella White

Selfuncredited

Geoffrey Edelsten

Selfuncredited

Rex Tillerson

Selfuncredited

Stephen Parry

Selfuncredited

Brian Burston

Selfuncredited

Tony Fialides

Selfuncredited

Pansy Lai

Selfuncredited

Gabriel Okoye

Selfuncredited

Heidi McIvor

Selfuncredited

Zach Damond

Selfuncredited

Michael Keenan

Selfuncredited

Adam Brooks

Selfuncredited

Ryan Shaw

Selfuncredited