Square One Television (1987) | Full Cast

Charles S. Dubin

DIRECTOR

Dan F. Smith

DIRECTOR

John Ferraro

DIRECTOR

William Schreiner

DIRECTOR

Mike Gargiulo

DIRECTOR

Karl Epstein

DIRECTOR

James F. Golway

DIRECTOR

Jesús Salvador Treviño

DIRECTOR

Joe Howard

Officer George Frankly

Larry Cedar

Various

Cynthia Darlow

Various

Beverly Mickins

Various

Arthur Howard

Various

Cris Franco

Various

Reg E. Cathey

Various

Luisa Leschin

Various

Beverly Leech

Sgt. Kate Monday

Jim Thurman

Glitch

Toni Di Buono

Sgt. Pat Tuesday

Mary Watson

Debbie Williams

David D. Connell

Dick

Bari K. Willerford

Benny Pill

Emilio Del Pozo

Captain Joe Grecco

Gary Owens

Lt. Dirk Niblick

Nile Lanning

Trudy Ebbtide

Priscilla Lopez

Various

James Earl Jones

Announcer

Yeardley Smith

Jane Rice-Burroughs

Devon Ericson

Maureen O'Rilley

Andre Gower

Eddie 'Rimshot' Harris

Maddie Corman

Babs Bengal

Alison Larkin

Pauline

Ed Sala

Capt. Queeg

Downtown Julie Brown

Self

Damon Wimbley

Self

Darren Robinson

Self

Mark Morales

Self

William Windom

Judge Hoffman

Tyra Ferrell

Ginnie Carlson

Harry Blackstone Jr.

Self

F. William Parker

Mayor Quail

Haini Wolfgramm

Self

Elizabeth Wolfgramm

Self

Moana Wolfgramm

Self

Kathi Wolfgramm

Self

Eugene Hunt

Self

Rudy Wolfgramm

Self

Leroy Wolfgramm

Self

Eddie Lavata'i

Self

McLean Stevenson

Mike Pliers

Matthew Faison

O. L. Hoover

Bernadette Kelly

Li So

Bobby McFerrin

Self

Wayne Knight

Peter Pickwick

Tammy Grimes

Lauren Bacchanal

Julie Bennett

Sybil Divine

John Sayles

Roy 'Lefty' Cobbs

Betty Buckley

Sally Storm

Paul Christie

Zook

Michael P. Moran

Long John Silverplate

Steven Marcus

Miles Reed

Curt May

Meat Puppet Donnawhy

Therese James

Alison

John Moschitta Jr.

Johnny Dollar

Sam Salazar

Officer Sam

Steve Fellman

Officer Steve

Kevin McCarthy

Norman Mailbag

James Karen

Prosecutor

Billie Hayes

Mrs. MacGregor

Adam Carl

Noel Sphinx Jr

Wayne Grace

Bailiff

Ric Mancini

Ernie

Sheila Rogers

Mrs. Schwamb

Gary Pagett

Jake Karamazoff

Marvin Katzoff

Oren Terwilliger

Sena Ayn Black

Gussie Biceps

Gene R. Wallace

Desmond Ratcellar

Jesse Howard

Howie

Bob Arbogast

Mr. Beazley

Geoffrey Lewis

Norman Tedge

Dick Sargent

Wellworth Watching

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Murray the Mouth

Paul Dooley

Casey Bengal

Kevin O'Morrison

Coach Earl 'Red' Koch

John Griesemer

Frank N. Steenbrenner

Kevin Winkler

Painter

Christopher Reid

Self

Christopher Martin

Self

Nick Wyman

Peeved

Suzen Murakoshi

Amanda Plonk

Leonard Jackson

Col. Ashby Wiggins

Gerry Vichi

Wally Wallaby

Todd Stockman

Charlie McShtick

Alishia Taiping

Self

Zora Rasmussen

Kitty Feline

Debbie Allen

Self

Kenneth Mars

Hans Balpeen

John Anderson

Roark

Frederick Koehler

Self

Edward Winter

Clarence Sampson

Moon Unit Zappa

Self

Tempestt Bledsoe

Self

Shari Belafonte

Self

Dweezil Zappa

Self

Eve McVeagh

Mrs. Swaggle

Rocky Krakoff

Rocky

Jason Wingreen

General Scarlett

Dick Wilson

Grocer

Joseph Whipp

Buck Clyde

Lou Cutell

Store Manager

J. Downing

Stock Boy

Mike Muscat

Barney

Paul Tuerpe

Pie Balboa

Scanlon Gail

Workman #2

Nicholas Love

Workman #1

Kurtis Blow

Self

Alan Stock

Steve Stringbean

Nick DeMauro

Man In Dodger Cap

Robert Broyles

Man at Dry Cleaners

Nicholas Shaffer

Toy Store Owner

A.J. Freeman

Customer #2

Ken Hill

Floyd Tyrone

Ricardo T. López

Customer #1

Nancy Lieberman

Self

Jerry Anderson

John Phillips Lousa

Jonnetta Thomas

Nell

Dale Park

Grunt

Jack Riley

Mr. Ledbetter

Ron O'Neal

Sgt. Bill Dietrich

Nedra Volz

Myrna Breckenspan

Guy Stockwell

Raymond Sticker

Ronnie Schell

Art Fraud

Ray Stricklyn

D. John Mutard

Rachel Longaker

Geri Lynn

Ina Fried

Walter Treppling

Toni Sawyer

Brain Surgeon

Timothy Davis-Reed

Pirate

Wendell Burton

Bernie Woodward

John Stinson

Tucker

Eric Morris

Chief Wharfinger

Remedios

Self

Jesse Lubinsky

Self

Clyde Kusatsu

Dr. Milton Miyasaki

Savion Glover

Self

Rex Reed

Self

Sue Anne Gershenson

Eve Adams

Carl D. Parker

Fred C. Dobbs

Regina Richards

Self

Anita Morales

Assistant Chief Rosa Morales

Ric Cane

Geraldo Rialto

Gregory Hines

Self

Joan Rivers

Self

Jayne Meadows

Lady Esther Astor Astute

Naomi Judd

Self - Member of The Judds

Chuck McCann

Sheriff Mooney Rooney

Wynonna Judd

Self - Member of The Judds

Lawrence Taylor

Self

Julius Erving

Self

Robin Leach

Robin Leach

Joan Gerber

Fluff Noodleman

James DePaiva

Archie Leach

Marv Albert

Self

The Judds

Themselves

Barry Squitieri

Fan

Abby Lewis

Mrs. Koch

Daisy Eagan

Emmy Kelly

Melba Moore

Carol DeVilbis

Avner Eisenberg

Emit Kelly

Patrick Garner

Simon Legume

Michael Sergio

Sgt. Abruzzi

Bill Britten

Floyd Snerd

Sean Miller

Self

Barbara Feldon

Narrator (1987)

Allen Goodman

'Comedy Right Now' Drummeruncredited

Barry Hansen

Selfuncredited

Rex Everhart

Blinky Isenglassuncredited