Director
David Taylor
DIRECTOR
Marcus Mortimer
Tony Newman
Stars (in credits order)
James Saxon
Darcey De-Farcey
Anna Karen
Maureen McConkey
Patrick Allen
Announcer
Leslie Herbert
Errol The Hamster
Darryl Worbey
Kevin The Gerbil
Alfred Marks
ACTOR
June Whitfield
Louise Gold
Iris Rat
Brian Blessed
Self
Maggie Daniels
Ann Prior
Peter Powell
Ian McCaskill
BBC 3 Presenter
Nicholas Parsons
Samantha Fox
Alexei Sayle
Maxwell De-Farcey
Chris Tarrant
Vince Clarke
Andy Bell
Jeannette Charles
Beryl Reid
Frankie Howerd
Valerie Singleton
Jan Leeming
Russell Grant
Richard O'Brien
Tom Baker
Wendy Richard
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Leslie Ash
Colin Baker
Doctor Who
John Challis
Policeman
Tim Brooke-Taylor
Robin
Mike Reid
Gary Glitter
Aled Jones
Floella Benjamin
BBC 3 Announcer
Gary Wilmot
Mike Read
Interviewer
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Themselves - Musical Guest
Barry Norman
Frank Carson
Hans Q. Krakenspiner
Steve Nallon
Margaret Thatcher
Uri Geller
Nik Kershaw
Ross Davidson
Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot
Self - Musical Guest
Nicholas Bernard Thorpe
Musical guest
Julian Godfrey Brookhouse
Migi Drummond
Patsy Kensit
Mark Heap
Roy Kinnear
Graham Stark
Anneka Rice
Bananarama
Themselves - Musical Act
Ken Dodd
Gilly Coman
Reginald Marsh
Mike Savage
Frank Bruno
Jessica Martin
Norman Collier
Mark Saban
The Communards
Eighth Wonder
Ray Alan
Harry Stoneham
Prefab Sprout
Chris Serle
Andrew Roachford
Pepsi & Shirlie
Pere Ubu
Roachford
Voice of the Beehive
Then Jerico
The Kane Gang
Lilac Time
David Claridge
Roland Ratuncredited