Director
Dominic Anciano
DIRECTOR
Ray Burdis
Hugo Blick
Stars (in credits order)
Sgt. Dominic de Sade
John Beckett
'Strings'
Perry Benson
'Bones'
Mark Burdis
Mark Kemp
David Gillespie
D.I. Beach
D.S. Ash
William Scully
Bill Zeebub
Narrator
Roy Smiles
Roy Leyton
Gary Beadle
Gary Barwick
Kim Taylforth
Kim Finch alias Boo-Boo
Billy Penny
ART Officer
Tony O'Leary
The Instructor
Paul Jackson
Fiona Spreadborough
Fiona Barwick
Jim Beach
The Commissioner
David Green
Charles Verrall
Vladi
Sky Burdis
Kid
Mario Renzullo
Dr. Woody
Cliff Tarr
Angry Father
Alan Yentob
Geoffrey Perkins
Elinor Morriston
Neighbourhood Watch Presenter
Jude Law
Jonny Lee Miller
Lou Hirsch
Lou Friskham-Farino
Frankie Fraser
Frank Fraser
Tony Wadsworth
Atticus Blick
Smiler's Son
Brenda Rayson
Gladys
John Judd
Asst. Commissioner Terra Blanche
Damien Anciano
The Psycho-analyst
Sean Pertwee
The Leader
Gee Williams
Kenny
Larry Broderick
Lenny 'The Cut'
Mark Wingett
The Corpse
Joanna Wake
Mrs Beach
Danny Constant
Donna Air
Self
Danny Sullivan
Danny 'Boy' Sullivan
Anthony Meikle
Security Guard
Daniel Flurie
Frank Warren
Tina Renzullo
Mrs. Hudson
David Seaman
Christopher Biggins
Amy Seccombe
The Medic
Anthony Jackson
Michael Fish
Sean Beckett
Baby
Will Wyatt
Geoff Boyz
Football Commentary
Martin Kemp
Clive Tulloh
Television Producer
Lottie Drew
Charlotte
Veronique Christie
Veronique
Chrissy Illey
The Commissioner's Wife
Ollie Picton-Jones
Vanessa Spiro
Vanessa
Denise Van Outen
Gillian Taylforth
Matthew Wright
Garry Bushell
Victor Kiam
James Ramsay
Big Jim
Brooke Burdis
Little Girl
Talia Rogers
Talia
Christopher Lunn
Environmental Health Officer
Simon Dobell
Francis Pearce
Doctor
Patsy Palmer
Thomas Wheatley
Sir timothy
Peter Hugo
Jubilee 2
Mary Reynolds
Jubilee 1
Jonathan Caldwell
Jubilee 3
Gina-Raye Carter
Danceruncredited
Seb Maley
Barry Clegguncredited