Director
Dennis Main-Wilson
DIRECTOR
Douglas Argent
Colin Strong
Stars (in credits order)
Warren Mitchell
Alf Garnett
Anthony Booth
Mike Rawlins
Una Stubbs
Rita Rawlins
Dandy Nichols
Else Garnett
Will Stampe
Fred the Publican
Patricia Hayes
Min Reed
Joan Sims
Gran
Alfie Bass
Bert Reed
Pat Coombs
Mrs. Carey
Charlie Bird
Pub Regular
Carolyn Moody
First Nurse
Fred McNaughton
Rita Webb
Arthur's Wife
Roy Kinnear
Sid
George Tovey
George
Spike Milligan
Indian Train Passenger
John Junkin
Wally the Milkman
Leslie Noyes
Les the Publican
Paul Lindley
Bobby Moore
Self
Bill Maynard
Bert
Felix Bowness
Felix
Richard Speight
Blond Lad
Cleo Sylvestre
Kenny's Girlfriend
Maureen Lane
Barmaid
Lewis Ward
Big Man
Martin Peters
Dermot Kelly
Irish
Roland MacLeod
Father
Edward Evans
George Pringle
Arnold Diamond
Estate Agent
Kenny Lynch
Eric Sykes
Arthur Blenkinsopp
Sydney Bromley
Local Yokel
Thomas Baptiste
Doctor
Henry B. Longhurst
Barber
Graham Stark
Dr. Kelly
Geraldine Sherman
Girl in phone box
Sidonie Bond
Blood Tranfusion Nurse
Pamela Conway
Gorden Kaye
Television Licence Inspector
Olu Jacobs
TV Repair Man
Victor Platt
Barman
Billy Milton
Vicar
Jacques Cey
French Waiter
Anthony Sharp
Surgeon
Jimmy Tarbuck
Fanny Carby
Woman
Mark Singleton
ACTOR
Paul Nicholas
Paul Nicholas - Special Guest from 'Jesus Christ Superstar'
Ballard Berkeley
Golfer
Stanley Meadows
James Ellis
Police Sergeant
Wally Patch
Man in Saloon Bar
Kenneth Fortescue
Lord Farrel
Mark Eden
Ray Barrett
Norman Bird
Landlord
Dana Gillespie
Dana Gillespie - Special Guest from 'Jesus Christ Superstar'
David Healy
American on Train
Alan Ball
Adrienne Posta
Millie
Hugh Lloyd
Wally Carey
Bob Keegan
Bus Driver
Philip Gilbert
Jim the Club Barman
Edward Malin
Dennis Golding
Boy in Surgery
Felicity Brown
Lady Montcroff
David Graham
Telephone operators
Tommy Godfrey
Man with Broken Leg
Amber Thomas
Girl
Clive Moss
Lad
Harold Berens
Taxi Driver
Brian Leeson
Brian Leeson - Special Guest from 'Jesus Christ Superstar'
Bob Murphy
Flower Seller
Oscar James
Policeman 1
Peter Welch
Tom McCall
Pianist
Jerold Wells
Policeman
Frank Gatliff
Consultant
Tom Clegg
Arthur Mullard
Arthur
Valerie Murray
Nurse
Sally Riggs
Sally Riggs - Special Guest from 'Jesus Christ Superstar'
Balfour Sharp
Roy Castle
Self playing golf
Ahmed Khalil
Pam Oswald
Derek Griffiths
Watch Seller
Joseph Greig
Barman on Train
George Best
Bill Ward
Bill the Pub Landlord
Godfrey Jackman
Sgt. Cook CID
Keith Jackman
Policeman 2
Jack Bligh
Old Man in Pub
Theodore Wilhelm
German Supporter
John Young
Scotsman
Mabel Marks
Extra in Pub
Peter Kelly
Gladys Dawson
Ian St. John
Willie Stevenson
Geoff Thompson
Sid Lucas
Dennis Wilson
Patrick McAlinney
Julia Jones
Robert Dorning
National Assistance Inspector
Barbara Keogh
Labour Exchange Clerk
Johnny Byrne
Geoff Hurst
Julie May
Brian Gardner
Extra
Peter Brabrook
Ken Brown
Patric Scott
Bill Fraser
Mr. Williams
Ann Lancaster
Maud
John DeVaut
Frank Howard
Neighbour
Dave Underwood
Maisy Merry
Andy Clayborn
Patrick Travis
Jane Hayden
Airport Ticket Clerk
Johnnie Wade
Security Man
Tommy Wright
Raymond Miller
Qantas Passenger
Ranjit Nakara
Cleaner
Helen Keating
Barmaiduncredited
Lionel Wheeler
Policemanuncredited
Keith Goodwin
uncredited
Freddie Payne
James Holbrook
Johnny Speight
Man Talking to Alf at Football Matchuncredited
Ernest Blyth
Commissionaireuncredited
Colin Ward-Lewis
Tony Thorpe
Walter Sparrow
Australian Milkmanuncredited
Margaret Elliott
Woman on Telephoneuncredited