Director
Al De Caprio
DIRECTOR
Aaron Ruben
Stars (in credits order)
Phil Silvers
MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko
Harvey Lembeck
Cpl. Rocco Barbella
Paul Ford
Col. John T. Hall
Allan Melvin
Cpl. Steve Henshaw
Billy Sands
Pvt. Dino Papparelli
Maurice Gosfield
Pvt. Duane Doberman
Herbie Faye
Cpl. Sam Fender
Bernard Fein
Pvt. Gomez
Jack Healy
Pvt. Mullen
Mickey Freeman
Pvt. Fielding Zimmerman
Maurice Brenner
Pvt. Irving Fleischman
Karl Lukas
Pvt. Stash Kadowski
Terry Carter
Pvt. Sugie Sugarman
Jimmy Little
MSgt. Francis Grover
P. Jay Sidney
Pvt. Palmer
Joe E. Ross
MSgt. Rupert Ritzik
Walter Cartier
Pvt. Claude Dillingham
Hope Sansberry
Mrs. Nell Hall
Barbara Barry
WAC Edna
Billie Allen
WAC Billie
Nicholas Saunders
Captain Barker
Tige Andrews
Pvt. Gander
Harry Clark
MSgt. Stanley Sowici
Elisabeth Fraser
MSgt. Joan Hogan
John Gibson
Chaplain
Ned Glass
MSgt. Andy Pendleton
Beatrice Pons
Mrs. Emma Ritzik
Jim Perry
Lt. Anderson
Paul Lipson
Pvt. Tony
Nelson Olmsted
Captain Masters, MD
Jane Dulo
Mildred
Jason Evers
Lieutenant
Philippa Bevans
Joan's Aunt
Bob Hastings
Lieutenant Wilson
Dan Frazer
Army Finance Captain
John Boruff
Brig. General Owens
Henry Lascoe
Adamapolis
Danny Dayton
MSgt. Coogan
Edith King
Dowager at Dog Show
Dody Goodman
Waitress
Midge Ware
WAC Corporal
David White
Advertising Executive Larkin
Virginia Wilson
Cleo the Clutch
Bert Thorn
Carl Reeves
Fred Herrick
J. J. Clarkton - Indian Agent
Jane Kean
WAC Marion
Harry Gresham
Mayor Burke
John Alexander
General Strait
Frank Marth
Benedict 'Benji' Arnold
Edward Andrews
Major Charles Lukens
MacLean Savage
Coach Abernathy - The Old Fox
George McIver
Corky
Constance Ford
Bonnie Morgan
Darryl Richard
Big Poppa
Ralph Stantley
Benson
Bern Hoffman
Little Louie
Marcel Hillaire
The Casino Manager
Larry Fletcher
Carlyle Thompson II
Catherine Payne
Aunt Julia Bilko
Fred Stewart
Banker. Bascom
Ben Lackland
Alfred Chickering
Frank M. Thomas
Brig. General Cummings
Otto Hulett
Harry Sims
Heywood Hale Broun
Haskins - Hotel Asst. Manager
Larry Douglas
Captain Anderson
Al Lewis
Bruno the Mobster
Royal Beal
Brig. Gen. Newman
Leo Liebman
Pvt. Emile Schneider
Frank Campanella
Louie - Bank Robber Leader
Sandy Kenyon
Charlie
Alice Yourman
Lucille
Alfred Sandor
Buzzy Groggin
Wyrley Birch
Butterworth Employee
Eric Fleming
Private Mike McLusty
Jack Collins
MSgt. Andy Pendelton
Kay Lyder
Helen Johnson
Fay Morley
WAC
Robert Shawley
Feldman
Charlotte Rae
Flossie
Fred Gwynne
Cpl. Ed Honnegan
Ralph Dunn
Congressman Pettiguild
Eddie Bruce
Pvt. William B. Wilkins
Raymond Bramley
Holton T. Wingate
John Griggs
Capt. Billings
Humphrey Davis
Capt. George Bigelow
John C. Becher
Hotel Manager
Tomi Romer
Madame Ramona
Gretchen Wyler
Beulah
Ann Flood
Jenny Wingate
Frederick O'Neal
MSgt. Harry Berch
Leon Belasco
Emil Petrov
Doro Merande
Assistant USO Hostess
Ed Sullivan
Dick Van Dyke
Pvt. Hank Lumpkin
Grant Code
Col. Elliott Gruber
Margaret Hamilton
Hermione Nightingale
Harold Huber
Bandit #1
Augusta Merighi
Mama Barbella
Tom Poston
Guard House Lieutenant
Paul Lynde
Rudy the Doctor
Madeline Clive
Mrs. Cornelia Whitney
Nancy Gile
WAC Nurse
Martha Greenhouse
Esther Reeves
Paula Trueman
Mrs. Femisch
Philip Coolidge
Finch - Bank Robber
House Jameson
Edward Du Prey
Betty Benet
Sabrina - Seductress
Horace McMahon
Detective Sullivan
Robert Webber
Ego
Larry Storch
Bopster - The Professor
Mara McAfee
Barbara Ritter
Peggy Cass
Daphne Smathers
George Turner
Lieutenant Colonel McRidge
Abby Lewis
Agnes Chickering
Jack Davis
Lt. General Foxworth
Norman McKay
Doctor Gracey
Eda Heinemann
Aunt Jennifer Penfield
Janet Fox
Gloria Wigman
Gordon Polk
Pvt. Andy Cocklemeyer
Kay Strozzi
Mrs. Gatz
R. Norwood Smith
Harry - Contest Coordinator
Gordon Peters
Major Gregory Alcott - The Psychiatrist
Paul Reed
Mr. Skinner
Eddie Hanley
The Bell Hop
Sam Schwartz
The Nightclub Owner
Michael Dreyfuss
Pvt. Higgins
Marlo Lewis
Jack Orrison
Bender
Murray Hamilton
MSgt. Allan
John Wray
Judith Lowry
Josie Hannigan
Ray Bloch
Walter Greaza
USN Capt. Spencer
Bruce Kirby
Gregory Chickering
Dina Merrill
Lieutenant Roxberry
Clifton James
Natiional Guard Sergeant
Flip Mark
Little Boy
William Bramley
Pvt. Pete Masters
Arny Freeman
Armand the Waiter
Gary Crosby
Self
Dennis Crosby
Lindsay Crosby
Phillip Crosby
Grace Matthews
Beauty stylist
Mark Rydell
Pvt. Tommy Vandemere
Ben Astar
Zolton Nagy
Temple Texas
Miss Doozer
Paul Porter Jr.
Pvt. Chick Parker
Bob Dixon
Pvt. Claude Brubaker
George Mathews
Beast
Will B. Able
Hannigan
Charles McClelland
General George Washington
Russell Hicks
Mr. Landers
Arthur Storch
Captain 'Iron Curtain' Curtis, MD
Jean Mowry
Vilma Nagy
Robert Strauss
Big Ed McMillan
Don Hanmer
Corporal Primm
Howard Smith
Cecil D. Chadwick
Howard Freeman
Clyde Fortright
Eddie Phillips
Morgan Twinhasey
Donald Douglas
Major Newman
Bing Crosby
Marjorie Gateson
Ruma Wingate
Kay Kendall
Al Checco
Lt. Barry Parker
John Stephen
Captain Whitney
Joey Faye
Charlie Chapman
Jule Styne
Athena Lorde
Brenda Twinhasey
Nina Olivette
Alice Colby
Everett Crosby
Anne Helm
Miss America
Zippy the Chimp
Pvt. Harry Speakup
Georgina Landau
Jane
Mort Stephens
Mr. Bickel
Johnny Seven
Cpl. Basil Egan
Hans Schumm
Varga
Tony Galento
Little Pete
Don Weissmuller
Miss America's Dancing Partner
Leonard Elliott
Martin - Manservant
Lilia Skala
Magda Nagy
Eileen Letchworth
Helen Penfield
Johnny Doran
Chester Obermeier
Stephen Douglass
Biff Bentonhurst
Janet Medland
Nancy Winthrop
Horace Cooper
Uncle Hugo Penfield
Frank Thomas
Mr. Winthrop
Frank Albertson
The Producer
Elliott Reid
Ira Cotsworth
Keefe Brasselle
Sgt. J.J. Covington
Erin O'Brien-Moore
Miss Alcott - Magazine Editor
Christine McGuire
Natalie Schafer
Deborah Darling
Murray Matheson
Rudy Coral
Ronny Graham
Pvt. Skinny Sanders
Irwin Corey
Chester Hilton
Julie Wilson
Monica Malamar
Kenneth Vaughn
Private Forbes
T.J. Halligan
General Terry Wade
Claude Harmon
Golf Pro
Phil Robinson
Col. Tom Watkins
Hollis Irving
Felicia
William Hickey
Roger K. Bellman, Jr.
Robert Gist
Red Thompson
Ira Lewis
Charlie White Eagle
Sam Snead
Dulcie Cooper
Mrs. Doberman
Alan Alda
Carlyle Thompson III
Orson Bean
Pete Gunther
Morey Amsterdam
Harry Harris
Kay Medford
Aunt Natalie
Herb Voland
Roy Eastman
Dorothy Stinnette
WAC Cpl. Blanche Ripley
Howard St. John
Gen. Bertram Whitney
Wynn Pearce
Pvt. Montana Morgan
Hildy Parks
Ellen Hodges
Iggie Wolfington
Cpl. Banks
Dorothy McGuire
Frederic Tozere
J.B. - Head of Advertising Agency
Jack Hartley
Record Producer Buckley
John Lee
Pvt. Huang Lee
Joseph Lieberman
Finley - School Board Treasurer
Walter Brooke
Dennis Harper, Sr.
Ronald Long
Lord Edward Rockford
Sally Mansfield
Jean
Biff McGuire
Lieutenant Tom Wallace
Nydia Westman
Mrs. Hogan - Joan's Mother
Peter Turgeon
Pvt. Sam Baker
Gerald Hiken
Private Lester Mendleson
Tom Gilson
Elvin Pelvin
Jay Barney
Lt. Colonel Whister
Jock MacGregor
Matthews
Joe Brown Jr.
Barney
Bob Kilgallen
Pvt. Perkins
James Kincaid
Jim the Chiropodist
Wyley Hancock
The Indian Father
Charles Mendick
Arnold Schultz
Lee Meriwether
Natalie Rumplemeyer
Jean Carson
Bridgett
Richard Derr
Randy Vandermeer
Erik Rhodes
Advertising Executive Smithers
Phyllis McGuire
Joseph Sullivan
Lieutenant Williamson
Rain Winslow
WAC Sally Fisher (Gunther)
Joey Trent
Ronald the Little Boy
Betty Walker
Mrs. Hattie Fender
Truman Smith
Uncle Fred Bilko
Joan Holloway
Cora Williams
Jeff Bryant
Mayor Rickles
Bill Sleton
Harley Eastman
Joseph Calleia
Alfredo - Restauranteur
Sydney Smith
J.P. - Studio Head
Mickey Deems
Tall Bopster
Carlos Montalbán
Bandit #2
Lucy Landau
Lady Victoria Rockford
David Metcalf
Lieutenant Blake
Sloan Simpson
Miss Adams - Hostess
Richard Farmer
The Car Dealer
Arthur Coen
Leroy Sherman
Grant Richards
Steve
Alan Hewitt
Mr. Drummond
Eugene Peterson
Master of Ceremonies
Harry Stanton
Mr. Hogan - Joan's Father
John Drake
Captain Styles, MD
Dino Tarronova
Papa Barbella
Robert P. Lieb
Capt. Haybert
Parker Fennelly
Mr. MacGregor
Collette Lyons
Peggy La Salle
Percy Verwayen
The Grandfather
John Studer
Sidney - Little Boy
John Silo
Marcel Boudreaux
Lillian Schaaf
Mrs. Warren
Bea Arthur
Olga McGuire
Suzanne Storrs
Lucille Lyons
Jorie Remus
Madame Zaboda
Earl Rowe
Pvt. Harold Westrom
Lisa Loughlin
Miss Laverne - Secretary
Archie Smith
GI Mathematician Wilkins
Dean L. Almquist
Advertising Executive Franklin
Sho Onodera
Kyoto Yamura
Joseph Leon
Mr. Dimmeldorf
Marion Colby
Myrna
Fannie Lyde
Mignon
George Kluge
The Restaurant Owner
Bruce Evans
Pet Store Salesman
Leonardo Cimino
Bandit #3
Frank Maxwell
Smitty - Agent
Josip Elic
Bopster
Virginia Martin
The Waitress
Mel Ruick
Travis Randall
Tom Noel
Private Jenkins
Arthur Cohen
The Customer
Doreen McLean
Lynn Dollar
Edwin Cooper
General Cobb
Jessie Pacheco
Aunt Maria
Joe Silver
Harvey Metz
Sammy Smith
Yaeger the Waiter
Joyce Gladman
Lulubelle - Hank's Girlfriend
Scott Moore
The Great Grandfather
Karin Wolfe
Blanche
Susan Hovey
Mrs. Boudreaux
Ken Rapiert
Mr. Warren
Kevin Coughlin
Malcolm - the Little Boy
David Sheiner
Cpl. Electrical Engineer Engel
Dort Clark
4th Poker Player
Russell Hardie
The Insurance Man
Bernard West
Sherwood
Kirby Smith
Mr. Gregory
Claudia Crawford
Mignon, as a little girl
Don De Leo
Marty the Barber
Jeri Archer
Mame
Casey Allen
MP Major Patterson
Paul Draylen
Eddie Lawrence
Felix Standish
Bob Howard
Announcer at Pebble Beach
Walter Arnold
Chaplain John Donohue
Tom Ahern
Charlie Platt
George Clark
Cpl. Frank
Martin Wilson
David West
Jim Boles
Lt. Fletcher
Zandu Scott
Marilyn
Roger Landry
Kenneth Brauer
Moose - Turk's Henchman
Don Cardwell
The 1st Cop
Charles Mendig
Mess Sgt. Logan
Stanley Simmonds
Conscience
Louis Badolati
Uncle Dominic
Julie Newmar
Stacked Suzie
Stephen Chase
Realtor Robinson
Howard Petrie
Bigby - Advertising Agy. Head
Edward Ryan
1st Detective
John Adomian
Cpl. Jimmie Black Hawk
Barnard Hughes
Dog Show Judge
Frank Schofield
The Surveyor
John Graham
J. Arnold Simpson
Whitfield Connor
Malcolm's Father
Matt Crowley
The Salesman
Pud Flanagan
George Baker Collingsworth III
Lester Mack
Carroll Saint
Detective Spencer
Art Ford
Self - the Commentator
Philip Foster
Major Donnigan
Earl George
Mr. Minton
James Carew
2nd Poker Player
Earl Muron
Albert Duncan
Madeline Morka
Madam Duvall
Alni Alba
Mrs. Skinner
Marilyn Hanold
Lauren
Al Hodge
General Putnam
William Hellinger
The 2nd Cop
Jerry Carter
Minor Role
Bernard Reed
Viola Roache
Salvatore Danò
Angie Barbella
Tina Louise
Gina
Mike Todd
Bert Freed
2nd Detective
Ben Yaffee
The Jeweler
Frank Milan
Dan Topping
Cameron Andrews
Pvt. Art Whitley
Lee Papell
Professor Horatio
Skippy Colby
Diane the Swimsuit Beauty
Parker McCormick
Anne Russell
Malcolm's Mother
Richard Keith
Gen. Anderson
Ray Singer
1st Poker Player
Doris Bourgeois
Maude Skinner
Dick Noel
Bud Burke
Walter Cahoon
Ed Kruger
Richard Everhart
The Sailor At The Door
Philip Faversham
George Baker Collingsworth II
Diane Shalet
Skinny's Girl
Vickie Taylor
Ava
Norma Leary
Frances Moran
Harry Bannister
Attorney Garner
Jim White
General Kramer
Anna Rosselli
Rosa
Dagmar
Charles Jordan
The Cop
Phil Rizzuto
Guy Repp
The Maître D'
Tim Herbert
Roger the Musician
Sammy Cahn
The Waiter
Kenneth Konopka
Will Hussung
The Hotel Manager
Howard Wierum
Major General Adcock
Roy Monsell
Lt. R. Watson
Dorothy Dollivar
Gloria Puplinski
Lee Krieger
The Information Desk Attendant
Yogi Berra
James Reese
Professor Higgins
Grace Carney
Mother Lyons
Joe E. Marks
Uncle Max
Bruce Brighton
Banker Wilson
Gil McDougald
John Cecil Holm
Father Lyons
Susan Steel
Old Maid
Rolly Bester
Miss Henderson
Whitey Ford
Ken McEwen
Sgt. Bill Harrison
Red Barber
William Pierson
Rawley
Dale Evans
Dale
Mickey Rooney
Self (Cameo)
Ed Bryce
ACTOR
Mark Sako
Mr. Lee - Restauranteur
Diana Dors
Sydney Chaplin
Bern Bennett
Announceruncredited
George Kennedy
MP Sgt. Kennedyuncredited
Jack Albertson
Capt. Jenkinsuncredited
John Anderson
Film Theatre Orderlyuncredited
Robert Dryden
Estate Representative Metcalfuncredited
Godfrey Cambridge
Private Towuncredited
John Marley
3rd Poker Playeruncredited
Pat Hingle
Pvt. Steve Nagyuncredited
Barney Martin
Police Officeruncredited
Janet Waldo
Hazeluncredited
Harry Jackson
Medical Officeruncredited
Jack Mullaney
Recruit with noteuncredited
Kem Dibbs
Joe Guntheruncredited
Arthur Tell
Bisseluncredited
Robert Morse
Schmill College Footbal Playeruncredited
Don Keefer
Harry Burnsuncredited
Vincent Gardenia
Bookieuncredited
Ford Rainey
Bit Partuncredited
Charles Cooper
Special Services Captainuncredited
Joseph Walsh
Justin Pearce, Jr.uncredited
Len Wayland
Bill Kerpanskiuncredited
Lieutenant Rubenuncredited
Michael Enserro
Tony Minelliuncredited
Bill Ventura
Singer in Miss America Dream Sequenceuncredited
Malcolm Lee Beggs
General Merrittuncredited
Renee Roy
Beauty Pageant contestantuncredited
Lee Ecuyer
Martin Forduncredited
David Kerman
Manuncredited
Flossie Ellis
Mrs. Harrisuncredited
Dickie Belton
Pvt. Mike O'Brienuncredited
Bernard Fox
agent in Trinidaduncredited
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Musicianuncredited
Raymond Bailey
Officeruncredited
Dennis Patrick
Publicity for Mike Todduncredited
Ed Holmes
Lieutenantuncredited
Olga Fabian
Mrs. Papparelliuncredited
Miriam Goldina
Mrs. Zimmermanuncredited
Kippy Campbell
Tommyuncredited
Christopher Lloyd
Rock Fisheruncredited
Florence Dunlap
Mrs. Mullenuncredited
Dean Martin
Unnamed Las Vegas Gambleruncredited
Mason Adams
GI Engineer Walter Maxwelluncredited
George Maharis
Seaman at Craps Gameuncredited
J.D. Cannon
Sherman the Sharkuncredited
Frank DeKova
Judge's Assistantuncredited
Marty Ingels
Navy Cookuncredited
Don 'Red' Barry
Capt. Carteruncredited
Graham Jarvis
GI Meteorologist Galileo Bartonuncredited
Frankie Thomas
Seaman Freddieuncredited
Alexander Scourby
Hubbell Robinsonuncredited
Jimmy Cross
Bartenderuncredited
Dovima
Miss Alcott's Secretaryuncredited
Wallace Rooney
Pentagon Generaluncredited
Heather Hewitt
Modeluncredited
Peter G. Benzoni
Tom - J.B.'s Sonuncredited
Wynn Wright
Courtneyuncredited
Beverly Lawrence
Shirleyuncredited
Reynolds Evans
uncredited
Ethel Remey
P. T. A. Presidentuncredited
Diana Deer
Mrs. Prescottuncredited
Lucille Ball
Fainting Fanuncredited
Dick Cavett
Student in Front Rowuncredited
Henry Beckman
Mexican Girl's Husbanduncredited
Adele Lamont
Mexican Girluncredited