Director
Mark Cendrowski
DIRECTOR
Andy Cadiff
Gary Halvorson
Brian K. Roberts
Stars (in credits order)
Mike Damus
Marty DePolo
Jordan Brower
Jordan Lubell
Conchata Ferrell
Pam
Corbin Allred
Steve Beauchamp
Katie Volding
Katie Beauchamp
Ron Glass
God's Cousin Rod
Maureen McCormick
Judy Beauchamp
Jeff Thiel
Twin #1
James Thiel
Twin #2
Maurice LaMarche
Principal Crawford
Mark Metcalf
Roderick Nitzke
Tommy Hinkley
Casey Beauchamp
Jerry Van Dyke
Grandpa Jerry Beauchamp
Adam Kaiz
Kenny Finkleman
Bridget Flanery
Jessica
Kevin Michael Richardson
Coach Fortner
Aaron Lohr
Kyle
Michelle Durham
Amy
Mick Cain
Derek
Gary Bullock
Abraham Lincoln
Tim Curry
Frog
Melissa Joan Hart
Sabrina Spellman
Ami Dolenz
Cindi
Zachery Ty Bryan
Marcia Wallace
Angela
Robert Costanzo
Uncle Lou
Isabel Sanford
Laurie
Dee Snider
Sammy Noah
Yeardley Smith
Miss Gross
David Graf
Lenny
Nick Bakay
Salem Saberhagen
Shari Albert
Diane
Brett K. Miller
Moses
Thom Sharp
Dr. Handy
Sarah Rayne
Shawn Puffy Clouds
Anastasia Horne
Edie
Laurie Franks
Grandma Moses
Brent Jasmer
Bob
John Castellanos
Copablanca
Beverly Garland
Grandma
Irene Ng
Nia
Asi Lang
Alternate Marty
Jill Ritchie
Cheerleader
Sue Giosa
Cleopatra
Ken Magee
Mr. Joblonski
Steven Barr
Terry
Brian Poth
Alternate Steve
Rory Knox Johnston
Cumberton
Nick Jameson
Announcer
Daniel 'Smalls' Johnson
Bouncer
Steve Susskind
Town Crier
Beth Broderick
Zelda Spellman
Stuart Weiss
Albert Einstein
Jordan Bowers
Mark Twain
Christian Malmin
Rudolph Valentino
Paul Winfield
ACTOR
Alexandra Picatto
Daniela Preisley
Nat Gertler
Ben Franklinuncredited