Cynic Snacks (2018)

Cynic Snacks is a depressed slice of pizza who was dropped at birth and was left as scraps on the floor for so long he contracted a consciousness . One day he was thrown in the bin and the dumpster truck took him away from his home. While he was in the truck he found a DVD of a 0.50c bootleg movie and those have been all he's known since. He will watch bootlegs and go to extreme measures to destroy them to make sure that nobody in existence will ever see them again.