Comedy Central Roasts (2003) | Full Cast

Joel Gallen

DIRECTOR

John Fortenberry

DIRECTOR

Jeffrey Ross

Self - Roaster

Yuval David

Self

Greg Giraldo

Self - Roaster

Lisa Lampanelli

Self - Roaster

Gilbert Gottfried

Self - Roaster

Natasha Leggero

Self - Roaster

Kate Walsh

Self - Audience Member

Nick Di Paolo

Self

Seth MacFarlane

Self - Roastmaster

Whitney Cummings

Self - Roaster

Anthony Jeselnik

Self - Roaster

Snoop Dogg

Self - Roaster

Andy Dick

Self - Roaster

David Spade

Self

Blake Anderson

Self - Audience Member

Anders Holm

Self - Audience Member

Patrice O'Neal

Self

Nikki Glaser

Self - Roaster

Rick Robles

Self - Announcer

Alan Thicke

Self

Rob Simmons

Self

Jeff Garlin

Self - Host

Jimmy Kimmel

Self - Roaster

William Shatner

Self

Pete Davidson

Self - Roaster

Jeff Foxworthy

Self

Jon Lovitz

Self - Roaster

Sarah Silverman

Self - Roaster

Tom Arnold

Self - Roaster

Patton Oswalt

Self - Roaster

Amy Schumer

Self - Roaster

Adam Devine

Self

Denis Leary

Self

Pamela Anderson

Self

Larry the Cable Guy

Self

Donald Trump

Self

David Hasselhoff

Self - Audience Member

Rob Lowe

Self

Adam Carolla

Self - Roaster

Marlee Matlin

Self - Audience Member

Martha Stewart

Self

Ice-T

Self (audience)

Seth Green

Self - Audience Member

Carrie Fisher

Self - Audience

Mario Cantone

Self

Bill Engvall

Self

Kevin Pollak

Self

Brian Posehn

Self - Audience

Coco Austin

Self (audience)

Fred Willard

Self - Audience

Jillian Bell

Self - Audience Member

Colin Quinn

Self

Dennis Rodman

Self

Anna Nicole Smith

Self

Chrissy Teigen

Self - Audience Member

John Legend

Self - Audience Member

Arturo Castro

Self - Audience Member

Flavor Flav

Self - Roastee

Bob Saget

Self

Joan Rivers

Self - Roastee

Charlie Sheen

Self - Roastee

Roseanne Barr

Self - Roastee

James Franco

Self - Roastee

Justin Bieber

Self - Roastee

Jason Alexander

Self - Roastmaster

Katt Williams

Self - Roas Master

John Stamos

Self - Roast Master

Kathy Griffin

Self - Roastmaster

Jane Lynch

Self - Roastmaster

Seth Rogen

Self - Roast Master

Kevin Hart

Self - Roast Master

Peyton Manning

Self - Roaster

Tommy Lee

Self - Roaster

Farrah Fawcett

Self - Roaster

Katey Sagal

Self - Roaster

Rob Riggle

Self - Roaster

Susie Essman

Self - Roaster

Toby Keith

Self

Eddie Griffin

Self - Roaster

Jerry Springer

Self - Roaster

Wayne Brady

Self - Roaster

Jonah Hill

Self - Roaster

Aziz Ansari

Self - Roaster

Ann Coulter

Self - Roaster

Gary Busey

Self

Bill Hader

Self - Roaster

Hannibal Buress

Self - Roaster

Jimmy Carr

Self - Roaster

Brad Garrett

Self - Roaster

Maureen McCormick

Self

Andy Samberg

Self - Roaster

Chris D'Elia

Self - Roaster

Artie Lange

Self - Roaster

Brigitte Nielsen

Self - Roaster

Cloris Leachman

Self - Roaster

Reno Collier

Self

George Hamilton

Self - Roaster

Larry King

Self - Roaster

Nick Kroll

Self - Roaster

Nichelle Nichols

Self - Roaster

Robin Quivers

Self - Roaster

Warren Sapp

Self

Hulk Hogan

Self - Roaster

Steve-O

Self - Roaster

Ludacris

Self - Roaster

Ralph Macchio

Self - Roaster

Norm MacDonald

Self - Roaster

Carl Reiner

Self - Roaster

Mike Tyson

Self - Roaster

Shaquille O'Neal

Self - Roaster

Jewel

Self - Roaster

Bea Arthur

Self - Roaster

Sommore

Self - Roaster

Jim Norton

Self - Roaster

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino

Self - Roaster

Elon Gold

Self - Roaster

Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson

Self - Roaster

Jack Jason

Marlee Matlin's Sign Language Interpreter

Melorine Adler

Goddess as Melorine Adler

Will Ferrell

Ron Burgundy

George Takei

Self - Roaster

Caroline Overby

Trump's Assistant

The Lady Bunny

Self - Roaster

Betty White

Self - Roaster

Chyna

Self - Audience Member

Jackie Becker

Goddess

Courtney Love

Self - Roaster

Ron Jeremy

Self - Audience Member

Sierra Collins

Self

Hugh Hefner

Self

Stephen Kramer Glickman

Self

Clint Howard

Balok

Liz Leyda

Self

Slash

Self - Guitar Player

Gina Gershon

Self

Michael J. Fox

Self

Christopher Walken

Self

Rene Russo

Self

Dean Winters

Self - In the audience

Joe Mantegna

Self

Peter Gallagher

Self

Dane Cook

Self

Conan O'Brien

Self

Jon Stewart

Self

Jim Breuer

Self

Adam Ferrara

Self

Lenny Clarke

Self

Jeremy Schwartz

Announcer

Ed Lover

Self

Doctor Dré

Self

Carmine Cangialosi

Man on the Street

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Themselves

Don Gavin

Self

Sonya Rose Atkinson

Self - In the audience

Jay Mohr

Self

Billy West

Phillip Fry

Heidi Klum

Self

Ron White

Self

Frank Anello

Secret Service Agent

Christian Finnegan

Self

G.E. Smith

Self

Steve Bridges

President George W. Bush

Bree Shannon

Friend's Wife

Sandra Bullock

Self - Filmed Roaster

Ben Stiller

Self - Filmed Roaster

Leonard Nimoy

Self

Craig J. Nevius

Self

Pierangeli Llinas

Self

Debra 'Debbie' Clark

Memphisgal

Alexis Arquette

Self

Luenell

Self

Jessica Makinson

Self

Schatar Sapphira Collier

Self

Jennifer Toof

Self

Shay Johnson

Self

Dennis Hof

Self

Leilene Ondrade

Self

Chandra Davis

Self

Courtney Jackson

Self

Becky Johnston

Self

Bobby Joyner

Self

Spinderella

Self

Vargus Mason

Online Host

Saaphyri Windsor

Self

Hannah Cowley

Self

Holly Sherman

Self

Heather J. Taylor

Self

Tiffany Collie

Self

Jodie Sweetin

Self

Cameron Sanders

Self

Tony Besson

Self

Don Rickles

Self

John Salley

Self

Melissa Rivers

Self

Kaiwi Lyman

Photographer

Dan Marino

Self

Sharon Hinnendael

Self

Reila Aphrodite

Self

Michael Barbuto

Photographer

Rebecca Grant

Reporter

Lee Simpson

Photographer

Nicole Pano

Reporter

Yaniv Moyal

Photographer

James Pomichter

Photographer

Lisa Vachon

Photographer

Johnny Soto

Photographer

Trent Bonholtzer

Photographer

William Daniels

K.I.T.T.

Nicole Eggert

Self

Gena Lee Nolin

Self

Traci Bingham

Self

Taylor Tunes

Self

Anne McDaniels

Model on Baywatch SUV

Abbey Scott

Self

Aaron Paul

Self - Audience member

David Foster

Self - Audience Member

Melania Trump

Self - Audience Member

Ivanka Trump

Self - Audience Member

Laura Niles

Self - Red Carpet Coorespondant

Russell Simmons

Self - Audience Member

Ellen Barkin

Self - Roaster

Alicia Goranson

Self

Michael Fishman

Self

Fletcher Sheridan

On camera singer

Mike Jerome Putnam

Lead Secret Service Agent

Suzanne Waters

Singer: On-Camera

Bobby Silva

Secret Serviceman

Todd Honeycutt

Choir member

Daniel P. Charles

Secret Serviceman

Eric Bradley

Choir Member

Briana Hansen

Young Mother

Stephen Merchant

Self - Audience Member

Busy Philipps

Self - Audience Member

SuChin Pak

Self - Audience member

Lauren Ash

Self - Audience Member

Katharine McPhee

Self - Audience Member

Trevor Noah

Self - Audience Member

Kyle Kinane

Self - Audience Member

Jon Slajer

Self

Shaniece Cole

Self

Marcus Natividad

Crying Tough Guy

Debra Lee

Self - Audience Member

Alex Gibbs

Choir Member

Justin Key

Choir member

Joshua Paule

JB Choir Member

Ray Hounsell

Self

Andrea Jones

Choir Member

Patrick Schwarzenegger

Self - Audience Member

Nick Swardson

Self - Audience Member

John Owen Lowe

Self - Audience Member

Edward Matthew Lowe

Self - Audience Member

Madison Sinclair

Susan Moons of Vanity 6

Amber Nicole Smith

Amber Nicole Smith

Edward Norton

Self

Bruce Willis

Self

Mackenzie Davis

Self - Audience Member

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Self - Host

Cybill Shepherd

Self

Demi Moore

Self

Lil Rel Howery

Self

Emma Heming Willis

Self - Audience Member

Dulcé Sloan

Self - Audience Member

Dom Irrera

Self

James Davis

Self - Audience member

Steve Trzaska

Jeff Ross' Assistant

Chris Cotton

Self

Kenny Morse

Rehearsal Actor

Alec Baldwin

Self - Roastee

Robert De Niro

Self - Roaster

Dakota Johnson

Self - Audience Member

Lady Gaga

Self

Ken Jeong

Self - Roaster

Sean Hayes

Self - Roastmaster

Caitlyn Jenner

Self - Roaster

Ireland Baldwin

Self - Roaster

Caroline Rhea

Self - Roaster

Robert Smigel

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Paul Anka

Self

Chris Redd

Self - Roaster

Blake Griffin

Self - Roaster

Jasmin Leigh

Self - Audience Member

Sean R. Copeland

Improv Student

Cedric Yarbrough

Selfuncredited

Amy Poehler

Deviluncredited

Elisa Donovan

Selfuncredited

Rebecca Corry

Selfuncredited

Jennie Garth

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Dave Chappelle

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Traci Lords

Self - Audienceuncredited

Duane 'Dog' Chapman

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Brett Gelman

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Gabriel Iglesias

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Kelley Jakle

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Samm Levine

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Maribeth Monroe

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Matthew Morrison

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Stephen Rannazzisi

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

June Diane Raphael

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Retta

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Horatio Sanz

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Paul Scheer

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Julia Stephens

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Mitzie Verne

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Elizabeth Hurley

Selfuncredited

Kiefer Sutherland

Selfuncredited

Steve Schirripa

Selfuncredited

Vincent Pastore

Selfuncredited

John Ventimiglia

Selfuncredited

Vincent Curatola

Selfuncredited

Charo

Selfuncredited

Christopher Lloyd

Selfuncredited

Marissa Jaret Winokur

Selfuncredited

Carlos Alazraqui

Selfuncredited

Lewis Black

Selfuncredited

Doug Benson

Selfuncredited

Kimberly Stewart

Selfuncredited

Courtney Hansen

Selfuncredited

Shel Rasten

Selfuncredited

Dan Wells

Selfuncredited

Marcus Schenkenberg

Selfuncredited

Joe Francis

Selfuncredited

Rachel Norris

Selfuncredited

Niecy Nash

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Jeri Ryan

Self - Audienceuncredited

Brent Spiner

Self - Audienceuncredited

Rene Auberjonois

Self - Audienceuncredited

David Carradine

Self - Audienceuncredited

Jason Beghe

Selfuncredited

Roger Corman

Self - Audienceuncredited

Adrian Zmed

Self - Audienceuncredited

Brad Paisley

Selfuncredited

Scott Hamilton

Selfuncredited

Jessica Slusser

Self - Audienceuncredited

Oscar Nuñez

Selfuncredited

Godfrey

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Bobbi Kristina Brown

Selfuncredited

Red Grant

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Sofía Vergara

Selfuncredited

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Selfuncredited

Scott Bakula

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Lori Loughlin

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Chelsea Field

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Jonathan Silverman

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Jennifer Finnigan

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Dave Coulier

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Rex Lee

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Judy Tenuta

Selfuncredited

Kathleen Madigan

Selfuncredited

Paul Provenza

Selfuncredited

Alonzo Bodden

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Greg Behrendt

Selfuncredited

Gene Pompa

Selfuncredited

Kira Costello

Selfuncredited

Chris Pratt

Self - Audienceuncredited

Anna Faris

Self - Audienceuncredited

Michael C. Hall

Self - Audienceuncredited

Iliza Shlesinger

Self - Audienceuncredited

Joan Van Ark

Self - Audienceuncredited

Kaylee DeFer

Self - Audienceuncredited

Alexis Krause

Self - Audienceuncredited

Sara Fletcher

Self - Audienceuncredited

Jackie Collins

Self - Audienceuncredited

Michael Blaiklock

Self - Audienceuncredited

Derek Miller

Self - Audienceuncredited

Vicki Roberts

Self - VIP audienceuncredited

Selah Joy

Orphan Childuncredited

Arthur Andelson

Self - VIP audienceuncredited

Justin Penor

Opening Spoofuncredited

Peter Ishkhans

Self - Audienceuncredited

Wings Hauser

Self - Audienceuncredited

Alexandra Paul

Self - Audienceuncredited

Craig Robinson

Selfuncredited

Jeremy Jackson

Selfuncredited

Rebecca Holden

Self - Audienceuncredited

Hayley Hasselhoff

Self - Audienceuncredited

Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff

Self - Audienceuncredited

Nick Hogan

Self - Audienceuncredited

Patrick Warburton

Selfuncredited

Kristy Swanson

Selfuncredited

Laura Vandervoort

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Richard Kind

Selfuncredited

Corbin Bernsen

Selfuncredited

Maria Menounos

Selfuncredited

Brooke Mueller

Selfuncredited

Beth Chapman

Selfuncredited

Perla Ferrar

Selfuncredited

Sarah Chalke

Self - Audienceuncredited

Frances Fisher

Self - Audienceuncredited

Chelsea Peretti

Self - Audienceuncredited

Chris Colfer

Self - Audienceuncredited

Tyler the Creator

Self - Audienceuncredited

Eiza González

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Dave Franco

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Tom Franco

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Betsy Franco

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Joaquim Guedes

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Ashley Benson

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Jaden Smith

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Kendall Jenner

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Kourtney Kardashian

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Carly Rae Jepsen

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Tito Ortiz

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Scooter Braun

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Gloria Allred

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Chris Paul

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Pattie Mallette

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Chad Lowe

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Fred Savage

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Sheryl Berkoff

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Maria Shriver

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Robbie Williams

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Dave B. Mitchell

Announceruncredited

Stan Rodarte

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Brandon Flowers

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Sinéad D'arcy

Daughteruncredited

Nathaniel K Wilson

Selfuncredited

Maggie Q

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Rumer Willis

Self - Audience Memberuncredited

Larry David

Self - Audience Memberuncredited