The Slammer (2006) | Full Cast

Jeanette Goulbourn

DIRECTOR

John Payne

DIRECTOR

Dino Charalambous

DIRECTOR

Ted Robbins

The Governor

Ian Kirkby

Mr. Burgess

Dave Chapman

Peter Nokio

Lee Barnett

Jeremy Gimbert

Melvin Odoom

Melvin

Scarlet Hazeldine

Holly Meadows

Anna Lindgren

Bendy Wendy

Robert Stone

Big Bob

Jess Robinson

Impressionist

The Harper Brothers

Mumble & Son

Anil Desai

Various Characters

Marvyn Dickinson

Ben The Blindfolded Mindreader

Stephen Mulhern

Self

Mr. Methane

Self

Gamarjobat

Themselves

Charlie Tighe

Sarge Dickson

Steve Best

Self - Comedian

Christian Lee

Self

Catherine Morris

Cheeky singer

Kate Robbins

Blue Fairy

Amy Robbins

Genie

Ed Petrie

Mime Artist

Shobna Gulati

Hilda Baton

Paul Barber

The Balloonatic

Sue Vincent

Clarissa Swift

Daniel Sylvester Woolford

Sylvester the Jester

Bob Golding

Hugo Tenderhorn

Simon Hickson

Buzzkill

Felicity Montagu

Polly Meadows

Jordan Rosindale

Naughty Nephew Nicky

Neil Stuke

Agent Alec Baldwin

Melvyn Hayes

The Hamster

Robert Daws

Detective Ron Zof

Morgan Jones

Marvellous Marvin

Velile Tshabalala

Britney Spaniel

Simon Fielding

Stevie Sparkle

Stuart Holdham

Max Dazzler

Samuel Metcalfe

Dr. Wentworth

Leroy Vickers

Frederico Forte

Karl Collins

The Great Muscovado

Les Dennis

Len Bogoff

Paul Burling

Paul Burling

Eva Diakite

Child Governor

Ellen Hussey

Granny

Teddy Blissett

Naughty Thomas

Adam Fogerty

Colin

Gemma Caseley-Kirk

ACTOR

Greg Scott

David the Reporter

Megan Burns

Self

Tim Healy

Hellcat McSavage

Alesha Dixon

Self

Mona Hammond

Melvin's Gran

Uri Geller

Self

Mark Benton

Mr. Beltham

Lionel Blair

Self

Roy Barraclough

The Chef

Ella Diakite

Child Governor

Ethan Callaghan

Naughty Thomas

Isabel Barbuk

Pinch

Edna Mathieson

Granny

Mina Anwar

Lydia

Jeannette Charles

The Queen

Linda Robson

Sue

Ruth Bratt

ACTOR

Syd Little

Mr. Magic Man

Gabriella Irimia

Self

Louise Taylor

Granny

Monica Irimia

Self

Rhys Darby

Self

Brian Murphy

Alan

Alex Lowe

Chairman

McFly

Themselves

Keith Harris

Self

Les Bubb

Self

Gregory Floy

The Agent

Bobby Badfingers

Self

Showaddywaddy

Themselves

Peter Cocks

The Great Alfredo

Scott Penrose

Self

Howard Read

Self

Kris Kremo

Self

Tom Pringle

Dr. Bunhead

James Hurn

Impressionist

Bruce Airhead

Self

Angie Mack

Self

The Magnets

Themselves

Samuel Metcalf

Lion Tamer

Dania Kaseeva

Self

David Michael Maas

Self

Aila Floyd

Magicians Assistant

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

Themselves

Donelda Guy

Self

John Thomson

Jake Le Plant

Shaun Williamson

Jimmy Jinx

Lesley Joseph

Erica the Critic

Tony Blackburn

Self

Craig Henningsen

Sideswipe Performer

Jon Culshaw

Vladimir

Ross Lee

Tony Trance

Sam Nixon

Simon Spanner

Mark Rhodes

Robert Ratchet

Jonathan Arons

Self

Gerry Phillips

Self

Dan Menendez

Self

Paul Morocco

Themselves

Douglas Lee

Self

Johnathan Brenner

Self

Jason Barnett

Pest Control

Steve Furst

Big Barry

Keith Chegwin

Lip Gloss

Edward Lewis French

Self

James Freedman

Self

Chris Lynam

Self

Barnaby Thompson

Self

Betty Brawn

Self

Justin M. Monehen

Justin Monehen

Take Fat

Themselves

Guy Barrett

Self - Magician

D.J. Woody

ACTOR

String Fever

Themselves

Ali Cook

Lead Magician

Tiernan Douieb

Self

Glen Murphy

Pulse

Twist & Pulse

Themselves

Carl Nortey

Mime SWAT

Supermalcom

Self

Up & Over It

Themselves

Les Philips

Themself

Elliott Francis

Thorne Splatalot

Black Lace

Themselves

Jedward

Themselves

Union J

Themselves

Steve Rawlings

Self

Lee Hathaway

Self

Fabio Santos

Officer Wilson

Nathaniel Tapley

Officer Tapley

Cane Armitage

Officer Taplow

Jamie Allan

Self - iMagician

Bob Wooding

Self

Shockarellas

Themselves

Morrison Thomas

Harryuncredited

Chris James

Policemanuncredited

Ryan Swain

Self - Performeruncredited

Harrison Callifrax

Selfuncredited